29 definitions by Bonny lad

A term which is often used to describe complicated parking manoevres.
"There's a space, park in there."
"No way will I get this Transit van in there mate, that space looks tighter than a choirboy's arse!"
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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verb. To become suddenly taken away from whatever you are doing by the vast need to deposit a particularly tempestuous turd which gives no warning of its presence whatsoever until the very last minute.
Sexy new secretary: "So, do you want to grab a bite to eat?"
You: (face going purple) "Sorry love, I've got to send an urgent fax."
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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"Fook that mate, ah's gannin' yem."
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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Short for amputee. Not that I condone use of this word, it just ought to be defined, that's all.
I believe he's an amp.
by Bonny lad November 17, 2004
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Refers to a study done by a misguided sociologist. He discovered the remarkable fact that workers make boring jobs more bearable by talking to each other. No shit! He observed the least productive part of the workers' day was when one guy stole another guys banana. This happened on every day of the study. Hence - when you're at work, doing bugger all, you are having 'banana time'.

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"Jenkins! You were supposed to have that report on my desk by three!"
"Sorry boss, we've been having a bit of banana time."
"You're all fired." (etc)
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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When you want to go for a number two, you are in fact going to 'part your hair'.
"Bloody kebab. I'm off to part me hair."
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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One of the more irritating common misconceptions. 'Ye', as an old english word, meant 'you'. It has never meant 'the' as it would have to in order for Ye Olde Tea Shoppe to make sense. Christ almighty!
"You know, I bet we'd get a lot more visitors to our cafe if we tried to get the oldies in. You know, in a kind of 'Ye Olde Tea Shoppe' kind of way."
"You ignorant twat." (etc)
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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