29 definitions by Bonny lad

"Fook that mate, ah's gannin' yem."
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
Short for amputee. Not that I condone use of this word, it just ought to be defined, that's all.
I believe he's an amp.
by Bonny lad November 17, 2004
When you want to go for a number two, you are in fact going to 'part your hair'.
"Bloody kebab. I'm off to part me hair."
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
A term which is often used to describe complicated parking manoevres.
"There's a space, park in there."
"No way will I get this Transit van in there mate, that space looks tighter than a choirboy's arse!"
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
Refers to a study done by a misguided sociologist. He discovered the remarkable fact that workers make boring jobs more bearable by talking to each other. No shit! He observed the least productive part of the workers' day was when one guy stole another guys banana. This happened on every day of the study. Hence - when you're at work, doing bugger all, you are having 'banana time'.

Check this out on any search engine if you don't beleive me.
"Jenkins! You were supposed to have that report on my desk by three!"
"Sorry boss, we've been having a bit of banana time."
"You're all fired." (etc)
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
"I'll look beautiful once I've put on a bit of slap."
"I seriously doubt it, Brian."
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004