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A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

A similar position is the Pile Driver.
“Man, that view of the mating press really turned me on!”

“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”
by El Fuckface October 2, 2018
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Also known as the Poor Man’s Hawaii, Santa Catalina Island is a small Desert Island just off the coast of Long Beach. The history of the island spans hundreds of years, yet the history is rather unnoticeable. The island is somewhat popular to celebrities, including Marilyn Monroe, Christopher Walken, and various social media stars. The island holds the annual Catalina Wine Mixer every year completely thanks to the movie Step Brothers.

There is no exports of Catalina Island besides tourism, which it receives millions of people year round. Currently, the island is in a severe drought.
“I was at Catalina Island for the Catalina Wine Mixer bro, it was radical!”

Christopher Walken and Natalie Wood were here before she died!”
by El Fuckface October 2, 2018
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