matreh 

a species of hairy malay guys of the east coast. usually of royalty.

hey i think i saw a big foot! nah its just matreh.

matreh by jeffrey May 26, 2004

flesh matress 

the town pump

that chicks on her back so much she's a flesh matress

flesh matress by clc May 8, 2004

Hotel Matress 

A fragrance created by Lady Gaga that smells like semen and blood.

Seth Myers(1):Excuse Me, but by any chance are you wearing Hotel Matress?

Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.

Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?

Hotel Matress by Alman42 February 25, 2011

Matrep 

Matreps are gangsters of the Malay race. They are normally identified by their distinctive Malay accent, darker skin colour, bad English, strong cigarette smell and sleeve tattoos.

They like to hang out in groups and will start a fight with anyone. They are normally in an unstable relationship with a minah.

Their favourite mode of transport are E-Scooters that are illegally modified to make them feel like the king of the road.

Since they are lowly educated with terrible academic results, they rely on their E-Scooters to do food delivery for a living. Luckier Matreps will manage to secure a job delivering parcels using a modded Toyota Hiace, which they can blast their favourite DJ mixes.

When they get their driving license, their choice of vehicles to purchase on full loan are cheap and/or over 10 years old. Their top picks are: Yamaha Sniper, Yamaha Aerox (Motorcycles), Mitsubishi Lancer, Honda Civic, Volkswagen Golf and Volkswagen Scirocco (Cars). Like their E-Scooters, they will illegally modify their vehicle to make the loudest, obnoxious sounding noises that a vehicle can make. They like the attention from shocked by-standers as they speed past them recklessly.

“If you see a group of Matreps hanging out at night, back away slowly!”

“Why does a matrep have so many children with a minah even though he cannot afford to raise them?”

Matrep by WeirdPsycho October 26, 2022

frat matress 

A college girl, or townie who spends most of her time under 1 or more frat boys.

My roomate is such a frat matress, if i put her under a blacklight the girl would glow.

frat matress by Lylli December 14, 2006

Squaddy matress

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"

Squaddy matress by ali December 8, 2004

matressable 

Worthy of having sex with. Not necessarily on a matress or bed, but hence the name.

Bill: Yo, Joe, what do you think of that brunette over there?
Joe: Definitely matressable, man! I'd love to get me a piece of that!

matressable by Midami June 9, 2005