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Hotel Matress
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fragrance
created
by
Lady Gaga
that smells like semen and blood.
Seth Myers(1):
Excuse Me
, but by any chance are you
wearing
Hotel Matress?
Seth Myers(2):No
I'm not
.
Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?
Hotel Matress
by
Alman42
February 25, 2011
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