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A race that resides mainly in Malaysia but can be found in Singapore, Brunei and other countries. Makes up the majority of the population in Malaysia. Interestingly enough although they claim to be natives of the country, they do not actually originate from Malaysia. Even so they are given many privileges, including housing, education and business contracts over the other races. They also seem to perform poorly acedemically and in a general consensus taken in 1998 from all high schools, they was a worrying gap between their grades as compared to the other races. However, they remain an integral part of the community as they make up the majority of the manual labour work force.
Malaysia consists of many races, mainly malay, chinese and indian.
Zakaria is a malay girl.
by AdamJones September 21, 2007
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Well known throughout the world and perhaps even within their own country by other races as intellectually inferior.

There are of course mutants who succeed in life but the majorities are always on some form of welfare or require the support of some organization created solely to help them.

As a race that is unable, as a whole to save themselves from their genetic intellectual incompetents, most of them resort to some forms of internal frustration which are then transferred to other factors beyond themselves, a.k.a, the blaming game.

The Malays are well known, very well known as a matter of fact, for blaming everyone else for their incompetents.

In countries where they are the minorities, they justified their incompetents by stating they were oppressed.

In their own home land, they justified their incompetents by stating that the minorities are the one causing their problem.

What the Malay race have reflected upon them as a whole right now is something that is too consistent throughout the world for any politically correct description to be laid on them to make them sound anything other than destructive as a race.

The truth is, this is the best they could achieve as a race, no more could be expected of them.

For countries that wish to retain economical and intellectual superiority, they would do well to deport the Malays before they bred like rabbits and lower the overall IQ level of the host country they infest and slowly suck the host country dry through welfare.
My Malay son never finished school but it’s ok, he will survive.

Those Malays are having sex in the public.

My Malay friends don’t understand why I like to study.

Those Malays sure do marry young and have a lot of kids don’t they.

That Malay man borrowed $500 from me saying he will return it to me the next day, it’s been 30 years and he is nowhere to be found.

That Malay neighbor turns up his Audio System to Full Blast so that everyone can hear what he is listening to.

That Malay girl wears a lot of make up and is sitting on his boyfriend lap in public.

That Malay guy is angry that he is poor and his way of dealing with it is by being angrier.
by Millard Pierce July 16, 2011
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I’m not malay. But been living with them almost whole my life. I first realised that malay are rediculous when I entered UiTM in West M’sia. My perception toward them changed. I aggree that they’re lazy in so many things & talk big but do less. I always feel frustrated when dealing with them either in government or private sector & most of the time I end up push them or scold them. If government dont have a policy to help them, i think they’re end up jobless. Malays are too emotional than rationale in handling issues.

from my personal experiences!! malays are too dependant on our stupid REALLY REALLY STUPID RACIST government
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Insists that they are Bumiputra(native)and should have more privileges aka 80%quota to universities,Malay-only scholarships,Malay-only houses,Malay-only land,etc etc but doesn't realise that the Chinese and Indians have been there WAYYYYYYYYY before the colonization era;and the Malays themselves are not local,they are actually a South Chinese origin.Don't belive me?Many Malays have a surname Wan-for example Wan Abdullah,Wan Ahmad,Wan Noraini.Clearly a Chinese one no?The Orang Aslis are the REAL natives because they have been living in Malaysia since the Stone Ages,but ironically they are not entitled to any Bumiputra privileges.
A race who claims to be friendly,but clearly shows great xenophobia when a non-malay neighbour moves in,and taxi drivers have been known not to take black people.They hate Jewish people a lot,because of their Muslim religion.In fact Jewish tourists who have been to Malaysia pretend they are Caucasian.
In class,they are the dumbest dumbest of the lot.Yet they get admitted to public universities 80% of the time thanks to the racist goverment.As a result they graduated unemployed because their English sucks and,but turn the tables around and say that the employers are racist.They blame their pathetic pampered lives on other people(other races?)and not the fact that they are too lazy and dependent to acheive sucess.
Next time,don't ask why the majority of Malaysian overseas students in Britain are not malay.
by TheDerangedPorcupine May 28, 2005
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Leeches of the society who live and rule Malaysia. They are lazy like there is no tomorrow, extremely half-ass (mediocre), and love eating over all things (that's why they have a 40% obese people in their country).

They don't like their Chinese and Indian neighbors, but they are so lazy that if all Chinese and Indians left Malaysia, they would just starve to death. Without moving a single finger to fix the situation.
-That guy/girl is malay. -Oh, so I understand he/she is lazy like there is no tomorrow, half-ass (mediocre), and loves eating over all things.
by DamnLazyMalays July 04, 2011
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1) the language used by the human-orangutan hybrid race in

with influences from Sanskrit, English, Tamil, and

2) the ingenous race of Malaysia
kalau tak kutuk dorang mana nak perasan..sebab sebok tunggu kene suap ngan kerajaan. Anak emas la katakan..

Melayu malas sebab kita boleh lihat bertapa KEBANYAKAN bangsa ini tidak mampu bersaing ke tahap yang boleh dibanggakan. Itu poin saya! Kalau di Malaysia, bangsa Melayu dapat kemudahan lebih dari bangsa lain, nak bersaing apa lagi yek? Tak payah bersaing, Melayu dapat apa yang dorang nak, kerajaan sure bagi..

Awak nampak tak?

Saya kutuk bukan sebarang kutuk. Saya kutuk dengan sebab. Telinga orang Melayu tipikal macam awak, macam saya juga, memang mudah mendidih, sakit hati. Bukan main lagi saya kutuk habisan bangsa saya sendiri..tapi ini sekadar nak menyedari kesalahan and kelemahan kita. Kita kena sedar, kita kene terima, kita kene ubah, kita kene baiki!

Myojo, awak bicara bodoh sombong dan berfikiran tertutup..kritikan tak semestinya menghina! Mungkin awak tak pernah terlintas bahawa ada kritikan juga yang membina. pokoknya, bagaimana kita terima and buat sesuatu mengenainya!

bodoh sombong and berfikiran tertutup..
So.. Itu lah dia MELAYU!
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The rudest, most xenophobic, ethnocentric, dishonest people in Malaysia. They comprise most of the beaurocracy and as such live off the actual economic activity of other ethnic groups in the country. Origionally and largely still a fuedal society where primitive allegiance to clan and tribal sultans trump the sense of citizenship and modern nation statehood, their claim to higher citizenship status and entitlement is based on disdain for genuine work and sincere effort which are generally reserved for non-Malays and impoverished migrant workers from neighboring countries who must endure unimaginable cruelty and exploitation to barely make a living.

Also, Malays have no claim to a substantial cultural heritage of their own and a large part of their language is made up of transliated English and Arabic vocabulary. For instance, there is no Malay word for school! This lack of authentic heritage would explain their negative attitude towards other groups in the country and xenophobia towards foreigners which seem to emanate from an envious inferiority complex and a sense of vulnerability. Furthermore, their cusine is extremely overrated as it consists mostly of hot chilli used to mask and excite the taste of otherwise mundane ingredients.

Chinese and Indian Malaysians are by far and contrast very friendly and gracious to foreigners and their sincerity, intelligence, hard work and wealth of culture are likely the only reason why Malaysia is even considered a country.
The Chinese were nice, the Indians were gracious but the Malays were generally mean, rude and dishonest.
by MoKingBird January 09, 2017
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