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A fucked up game, designed by assholes to make motherfuckers get mad as hell and break their clubs and curse loudly. The only redeeming quality of the game of golf is that it provides a good excuse to ride around in a golf cart in beautiful places, wear funny shoes, smoke cigars, and consume large quantities of alcohol.
I played golf last week; I lost 25 balls, broke 6 clubs, and got kicked off the course, but not before I enjoyed a nice Honduran cigar and drank 17 Amstel Lights.
by That Dude Who Knows June 28, 2016
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to quote Oscar Wilde:
"The best way to ruin a good walk"
There is an American (of course) pro golfer who is ACTUALLY named Davis Love III
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT???
by Bigmeuprudeboy September 09, 2003
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I was out for a walk when my friend suggested that instead of walking, we should go around in an electric buggy. He then said that instead of admiring scenery or talking we should aimlessly hit a small white ball around with metal clubs. He then told me that he had tricked me into playing a game of golf.
That was the worst walk ever!
by stupidgoddamgolf October 26, 2005
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One of the best models Volkswagen ever produced. The VW Rabbit would be a close second.
My VW Golf gets better gas mileage than your lame riced up Honda Civic.
by Qbert October 07, 2004
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The Human equivalent of FETCH
Only where the “fetchie’” becomes the “fetcher”… and the dog (fetcher) is replaced by an elderly person…. 9/10 times male
Father: I'm just going for a round of golf.
Son: You mean Human Fetch?!?
by Peon June 14, 2004
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1. A paid activity in which a bunch of unathletic people try to get a small white ball inside a hole.

2. The sport of loosers.
3. To act like you are important even though you have no redeeming qualities.
1. Golf is not even a sport.
2. Golf is for people who cannot run, catch, throw or jump, so they hit.
3. Jerry pulled a golf by refusing to get Mcdonalds, instead he wanted Subway.
by baller393 November 03, 2011
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Originating from St. Andrews Scotland and originally known as (G)entlemen (O)nly (L)adies (F)orbidden... hence the name GOLF
Golf is such a stupid gay sport for coffin dodgers who still have use of their legs
by user4 August 20, 2004
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