by Girl that loves shipping :3 October 30, 2021
A fucked up game, designed by assholes to make schmucks get mad as hell and break their clubs and curse loudly. The only redeeming quality of the game of golf is that it provides a good excuse to ride around in a golf cart in beautiful places, wear funny shoes, smoke cigars, and consume large quantities of alcohol.
I played golf last week; I lost 25 balls, broke 6 clubs, and got kicked off the course, but not before I enjoyed a nice Honduran cigar and drank 17 Yuenglings.
I played golf last week; I lost 25 balls, broke 6 clubs, and got kicked off the course, but not before I enjoyed a nice Honduran cigar and drank 17 Yuenglings.
by august22 December 11, 2016
A "sport" often played by non athletic boys who play it to call themselves athletes, and crotchety old men who are trying to escape their dead end marriages. These men often play in foursomes while drinking beer and spend 30 minutes on each hole and keep everyone else from having fun as they chop the ball around and will not let anyone play through.
Bill played golf because he got tired of beating up his wife and wanted to go get wasted and piss people off at the local country club. even though he sucks at golf, he acts like he owns the place.
by IMMA MAN December 22, 2009
Golf is synonymous with the word sleep. Playing golf is boring and thus induces someone to fall to sleep.
by AzuAdamMikel January 19, 2009
Originating from St. Andrews Scotland and originally known as (G)entlemen (O)nly (L)adies (F)orbidden... hence the name GOLF
by user4 August 20, 2004
A euphemism for Anal. can be used in question form “Wanna play golf?” in order to ask for Anal Sex in a subtle manner.
Matthew: Hey wanna... play golf? ;)
Kaleb: Sure Ill play golf with you
Drake: Can I join your golfing session?
Kaleb: Sure Ill play golf with you
Drake: Can I join your golfing session?
by Wingiverto January 10, 2020
by Ass_Slayer1950 April 18, 2017