jeffrey's definitions

fuck tard

A person considered to be foolish or socially inept while also being irritatingly offensive.

Give me back my banana you goddam fucktard!

by Jeffrey April 11, 2003

front butt

When a woman gets so fat her gut resembles a butt. Verticle crack and all.

Mama carries a front butt

by jeffrey November 10, 2004

Doctor Hibbard

A person who laughs at the wrong moment,or at the wrong thing. Named after the guy on the Simpsons who laughs at cancer and heart attacks.

"So when I told him my Mom died, he went all Doctor Hibbard on my ass."

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

kristin kreuk

half chinese half dutch, she is so gorgeous

Kristin Kreuk is a talented actress and is gorgeous

by Jeffrey October 26, 2003

gumbay

A serious form of gayness. Opposite of bumgay, but strangely simular.

That dude is seriously gumbay!

by Jeffrey August 5, 2004

throw under the bus

to sacrifice some other person, usually one who is undeserving or at least vulnerable, to make personal gain.

He'd throw his mother under the bus if it'd mean he could beat the rap.

by Jeffrey December 17, 2004

rumpleforeskin

Sexual intercourse, ESP. with an uncircumsized man.

"Then we played rumpleforeskin on his parents diningroom table"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004