jail bait

The reason why the federal age of consent in the United States should be lowered to 17.

"Put down that Bacardi ICe and let's fuck...oh, shit, wait. How old are you?"

"17."

"Fucking jailbait."

by Jeffrey November 25, 2004

Altoided

Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.

"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"

by Jeffrey March 26, 2004

Phil Hooks

A wise, sophisticated and flawless winner of argument and debate, often contraversial

The Phil Hooks' of Classical Times, having died out with the fall of Rome, were imitated and learned from in the renaissance

by Jeffrey September 18, 2003

William F. Buckley

Publisher of the right-wing rag, "National Review". USed ironically becuase it rhymes with "Chuckley", which is to laugh a lot for no reason, which is what you get when you smoke weed.

"Dude, we smoked some killer doobi last night and got all William F. Buckley."

by Jeffrey March 26, 2004

George W. Bush

The most expensive puppet ever built, costing nearly a billion dollars to install and most of the budget surplus and U.S. international borrowing power to maintain. Most of the technology expense has gone into the cost of the giant invisible strings attached to Bush's hands and feet which half the country can't see. The strings can only be pulled by giant corporations and a couple of Bush's associates, including Dick Cheney.

"How do they make GEORGE W. BUSH seem so lifelike and real?"

"I don't know, man, we all know he's a PUPPET."

by Jeffrey August 14, 2005

fiddyleven

too damn many times

done been fucked yo momma bout fiddyleven times shawty

by jeffrey October 16, 2003

front butt

When a woman gets so fat her gut resembles a butt. Verticle crack and all.

Mama carries a front butt

by jeffrey November 10, 2004