Matress 

The Matress is a system. And that system is designed for 2 things.
That system is there to keep us comfortable at night when we sleep, but is also designed to keep us awake, to think about how many more pillows you need.
Were you listening, neo, or were you looking at that pillow in red?

I slept on The Matress last night.

Matress by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Matress 

Something my brother soils each and every night.

Ahh.

Matress by B-Drac November 6, 2003

matress 

a dildo

i don't know why women and gays love matresses so much they aren't like real ones.

matress by InsaneClownJuggalo June 17, 2010

Matress 

Mattress is a new slang word for when one feels well rested

John: hey, how are you feeling?

Lucy: I'm matress

Matress by Sweg_goose July 14, 2025

matress dancing

Slang for having sex. To have sex.

Babe, lock the door...the last thing we need is little Billy walking in while we are matress dancing.

Let's go back to my place for a little matress dancing.

matress dancing by B. Hanback February 11, 2008

Matress Actress 

A female actor in the adult entertainment industry.

Joslyn James is a matress actress, those could have been anyone's baby.

Matress Actress by Duncmeister February 16, 2010

Matress Back 

A dirty whore who is always on her back and takes it in the Vag...

A.K.A. Billy's Mom

Man I feel horrible, I climaxed in that matress back.

Matress Back by Scissor Man November 8, 2009