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mataeo by bob 609 July 29, 2014
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Matabooboo 

Fake cocktail/drink. The word exists purely as a way of cracking a joke at a barperson's expense whilst your mates are standing round, thus guaranteeing you kudos for the rest of the evening.

For best effect, order a few normal drinks, then finish off by requesting a matabooboo.

The word originates from Yogi Bear's sidekick. See example for full usage and relevance details.
Donna: "Who's next?"
Wes: "Yeah, can I have 3 pints of Stella, two double vodka red bulls, a sex on the beach and a matabooboo".
Donna: "A what?"
Wes: "A matabooboo"
Donna: "What's a matabooboo"
Wes: "Nothing Yogi, what's the matter with you?"
Donna: "... knob."
Matabooboo by Mr. Positive July 24, 2008

Mateo Camargo 

A songwriter, record producer and well-known as the guitarist in Madina Lake.
He was born and raised in Bogotá, Colombia.
Used to be in the band Reforma with Madina Lake member Dan Torelli. Is incredibly friendly and grateful for what he has, and has a beautiful singing voice.
Often overshadowed, because most raging fan girls tend to focus on the twins Nathan Leone and Matthew Leone because they are apparently the 'cute ones'.
Idiot: "Here's Nathan and Matthew the BEST members of Madina Lake"
True Fan: "What about Mateo Camargo and Dan Torelli?"
Idiot: "Nathan and Matthew are sooooo hot though (:"
True fan: "Get the fuck out."
Mateo Camargo by Livvehhh March 16, 2008

The Matador

1/3 Captain
1/3 Ginger Ale
1/3 Red Bull

Created by Mario and Aleks.
Dude I got so fucking loopt last night drinking The Matador.

Fran and Nicole's favorite drink.
The Matador by Pags to Riches January 2, 2012
He is a gorgeaus boy , if you know a Matteo you are the luckiest person alive and should hold onto him forever!original meaning Matteo means gift of God.He is ,sensible,nice,he always says what He thinks,he is a true and lovely person.He is very sweet but he is so stubborn and touchy.He loves and helps everyone.He hates fake person and he is so funny...He isn't a sporty persone and He is very lazy.He is so friendly and clever but sometimes he is so shy!!He can helps and understand all the people in the words
Matteo is my best friend
Matteo by Franky4021 February 6, 2018

backdoor matadore 

(noun) one who has anal sex with the grandeur of that of a king, or to be more exact, an anal bullfigher.
Josh isn't no lightweight when it comes to anal sex-- hes a backdoor matadore!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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