tarantula lips

A vagina with a labium (lips) that is a noticably darker skin tone than the person's pigmentation. The vagina has the appearance of being laced with tarantula legs.
"Wow, that stripper was totally gorgeous until she spread her legs and we saw her tarantula lips!"
by Wookiestick October 29, 2003
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wet richard

The act of tickling one's ear with an erect penis.
After cockslapping Paulina in the face, I gave her a wet richard and shot a wad in the eardrum.
by Wookiestick November 06, 2003
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queen of cream

A term for a sexually promiscuous and indiscriminate women, esp. in the areas of taking penises' hot wads in her mouth.
Don't worry about making a commitment to her, she's just the queen of cream.
by Wookiestick November 14, 2003
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holiday candy bowl

(slang) a sexually discriminate term for when 2 people who used to have an intimate relationship with each are reunited for the holidays after a breakup, and to "spice" things up they have wild and torrid sex with each other.
"Yeah, last Christmas Rebecca and I got back together from a 6 month breakup. Within a week I had my tongue back in her ass and I had myself a Holiday candy bowl."
by Wookiestick December 02, 2004
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cooze queen

Andrina is a cooze queen that is on a Atkins Diet with other women, Furburger style.
by Wookiestick December 05, 2003
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reverse crawdaddy

A sexual position upon which the receieving end is on all four of his or her limbs, with the back arched and facing towards the ground (note, not to be confused with doggy style). It's best put into an analogy that you're on all fours, and your stomach is the shell of the turtle or crayfish. Commonly done among practitioners of Yoga, gymnasts, and other nimble, kinky sorts.
I'm tired of all the normal everyday mundane sex-- lets make like a shrimp and try some reverse crawdaddy!
by Wookiestick November 24, 2003
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titties brand

a colorful way to say "kick ass!" or "friggin' awesome". Almost always used at the end of a sentance.
"I won 500 dollars in the lotto-- titties brand!"
by Wookiestick February 14, 2008
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