tarantula lips

A vagina with a labium (lips) that is a noticably darker skin tone than the person's pigmentation. The vagina has the appearance of being laced with tarantula legs.

"Wow, that stripper was totally gorgeous until she spread her legs and we saw her tarantula lips!"

by Wookiestick October 29, 2003

queen of cream

A term for a sexually promiscuous and indiscriminate women, esp. in the areas of taking penises' hot wads in her mouth.

Don't worry about making a commitment to her, she's just the queen of cream.

by Wookiestick November 15, 2003

reverse crawdaddy

A sexual position upon which the receieving end is on all four of his or her limbs, with the back arched and facing towards the ground (note, not to be confused with doggy style). It's best put into an analogy that you're on all fours, and your stomach is the shell of the turtle or crayfish. Commonly done among practitioners of Yoga, gymnasts, and other nimble, kinky sorts.

I'm tired of all the normal everyday mundane sex-- lets make like a shrimp and try some reverse crawdaddy!

by Wookiestick November 25, 2003

backdoor matadore

(noun) one who has anal sex with the grandeur of that of a king, or to be more exact, an anal bullfigher.

Josh isn't no lightweight when it comes to anal sex-- hes a backdoor matadore!

by Wookiestick May 14, 2004

titties brand

a colorful way to say "kick ass!" or "friggin' awesome". Almost always used at the end of a sentance.

"I won 500 dollars in the lotto-- titties brand!"

by Wookiestick February 15, 2008

wet richard

The act of tickling one's ear with an erect penis.

After cockslapping Paulina in the face, I gave her a wet richard and shot a wad in the eardrum.

by Wookiestick November 07, 2003

cooze queen

A raging, promiscuous lesbian.

Andrina is a cooze queen that is on a Atkins Diet with other women, Furburger style.

by Wookiestick December 05, 2003