Definitions by Wookiestick

titties brand

a colorful way to say "kick ass!" or "friggin' awesome". Almost always used at the end of a sentance.

"I won 500 dollars in the lotto-- titties brand!"

titties brand by Wookiestick February 14, 2008

holiday candy bowl

(slang) a sexually discriminate term for when 2 people who used to have an intimate relationship with each are reunited for the holidays after a breakup, and to "spice" things up they have wild and torrid sex with each other.

"Yeah, last Christmas Rebecca and I got back together from a 6 month breakup. Within a week I had my tongue back in her ass and I had myself a Holiday candy bowl."

holiday candy bowl by Wookiestick December 2, 2004

dropchute annie 

1) (noun) a colorful term for a women who takes it in the ass like a pro.

2) (noun) a fictatious porn star from the 1970s. Famous for rear end entry, she took a lotta dicks in the ass before tragedy struck and a penis gone haywire tore up her insides and allowed septic infection to spread throughout her body.

Take a look at dropchute Annie over there-- her ass is taking that dick in like a clown pulling a trick handkerchief out of his pocket!

dropchute annie by Wookiestick June 22, 2004

backdoor matadore 

(noun) one who has anal sex with the grandeur of that of a king, or to be more exact, an anal bullfigher.

Josh isn't no lightweight when it comes to anal sex-- hes a backdoor matadore!

backdoor matadore by Wookiestick May 13, 2004

anal ferret 

1) (noun) one who manages to sneak in a bout of anal sex, despite their partner's protests.

2) (noun) the act of exploring every crevice in the anus as possible, much like a ferret inside a hollowed tree.

Dan managed to be an anal ferret and squeeze in a few rounds of rampant ass ramming.

anal ferret by Wookiestick January 23, 2004

cooze queen

A raging, promiscuous lesbian.

Andrina is a cooze queen that is on a Atkins Diet with other women, Furburger style.

cooze queen by Wookiestick December 5, 2003

reverse crawdaddy

A sexual position upon which the receieving end is on all four of his or her limbs, with the back arched and facing towards the ground (note, not to be confused with doggy style). It's best put into an analogy that you're on all fours, and your stomach is the shell of the turtle or crayfish. Commonly done among practitioners of Yoga, gymnasts, and other nimble, kinky sorts.

I'm tired of all the normal everyday mundane sex-- lets make like a shrimp and try some reverse crawdaddy!

reverse crawdaddy by Wookiestick November 24, 2003