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A matao can give a girl the time she needs. He is loving and caring and will shut you up with his dick.
Matao is all the girls want in bed.
Matao by Daddy Ayo October 29, 2018
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He is smart, very funny, caring, and nice and handsome. He is fun to be around. He looks out for whoever he cares about.
That guy over there is always helping people out ...

He is probably a matao
Matao by ProGamer83 August 13, 2019
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fucking shit cunt who sucks dick for money
YOUR GAY MATAO
extremely attractive woman, great body and awesome personality. super active person, easy going, good at keeping secrets and very trustworthy.
Matao by MATAOOOOOOO November 27, 2011
Madao is the master of the park. A creature with a beard and sunglasses. It sits in the park all day without work.
'Look there he is, Madao'
Madao by Gary Geronimo November 23, 2021
'Madao' is a word with a series of meanings, based from the manga 'Gintama'. The word bears many different meanings, but they are basically shortened Japanese phrases.

Even though this is not an actual name, in the anime, Taizou Hasegawa, a formally employed government worker would be referred as one, and many of the main characters would refer to Hasegawa as "Madao", though it is unknown which of the many meanings of madao Hasegawa is referred as. Kagura and Shinpatchi are the characters that would address Hasegawa as Madao, though there are some instances that they wouldn't.

1.(ma)ru de (da)me na (o)ssan: good-for-nothing old man
2.(ma)jide (da)ssai (o)yaji: the really uncool old man
3.(ma)ssa ni (da)rusou na (o)yaji: really uncool-looking old man
4.(ma)ttaku (da)rakushite (o)ssan: really depraved old man
5.(ma)zui (da)shi to (o)age: horrid bean curd
6.(ma)ttaku (da)ijobu ja nai (o)kyaku: customer who's really not all right
7.(ma)tomo ni (da)karetakunai (o)toko: men no one wants to date
8.(ma)ji de (da)kaetai (o)toko: man one seriously wants to date
9.(ma)ttaku (da)masenai (o)toboke: fool who unconvincingly feigns ignorance
10.(ma)ssugu ikite no (da)inashi na jinsei na (o)jisan:
old man who lives as he wants, but accomplishes nothing
1. 'Get out, madao!'
2. 'Check out that madao, trying to act so cool.'
3. 'What a madao.'
4. 'I pity that madao.'
5. 'We should throw this madao out.'
6. 'Call security, we have a madao here.'
7. 'That Madao's so old-fashioned.'
8. 'I'm not hooking any madao up!'
9. 'I'm not convinced, madao.'
10. 'That madao is never going to get anywhere in his life.'
Madao by (x.x) February 15, 2010

magaoidh 

A person who tries to polish a turd due to having a large ego and little dick syndrome
Person 1 - this Sports player is hopeless, only a magaoidh or family member would rate him
magaoidh by Mr wise owl October 25, 2019
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