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Knowing a Mateo is honorable. Mateo is a hilarious and crazy creature who writes Spanish and overall super fun to be around. Mateo's intellect will brings all the hoes to the yard. Although he will get all the bitches, a Mateo is also extremely sensitive and sweet. Mateo is the best. Treasure your Mateo.
Wow jeez! Look at that Mateo! So cool! Talk to me in Spanish!
by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooow February 09, 2013
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by Callmemaybe69 May 14, 2021
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Mateo is a very atractive and very apealing to almost every girl a well known popular person and a very talented person on his feet he has the natural gift of dancing. He Is also a very sweet loving and caring person who truly looks out for his friends and family. Hes not the tallest of the bunch but he isn't really short he has a tiny bit of a temper and can hold a grudge for quite a long while there is nobody else like him hes a 1 in a million person.
Mateo is the most creative and inspiring person I've ever seen!!.
by Mahxli_axπŸ˜‚ August 25, 2017
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Someone who is extremely amazing. He is the most attractive guy around. You better hold on to him as long as you can. Mateo is an amazing person that has everyone drooling over him. If you ever get him, keep him as long as you can. Never lose a Mateo
Person 1: Look, it's Mateo!!
Person 2: He's so dreamy. I wish I had him!
Person 1: Same...
by StitchBear May 08, 2017
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A very hot and sexy guy with a big bulge πŸ˜πŸ˜›! Every girl dies for him! He loves sports and is good at school! And his body is amazing
by I_Love_YOUUU December 30, 2016
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Any Mateo is a sexy beast and a lady killer. And watch out for his huge penis. It's 12 inches long.
Girl: Wow look at Mateo huge dick
Mateo: sup girl
Girl: *organsm*
by Baller24/74days February 04, 2016
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The most incredible type of person, someone you would eventually like to marry. Distinguished by a sexy body, intelligent mind, and devastatingly good looks. A person that you love.
Who's that?

Ohhh, It's just Mateo. LOOK AT THAT ASS!
by MEAUTREAO December 28, 2009
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