Matheo 

An Italian/Australian guy with a wonderful accent which often drives American girls crazy. Known for his skills in maths and guitar playing, Matheo is loved by all of his friends and is basically just a perfect guy all around. Every girl wishes they could have him and every guy wishes they could be him. Not only does he have an amazing personality, but he has excellent abs as well. Everyone who has him in their lives is a better person just for knowing him.

"Man, look at Matheo. I wish I could be just like him."

"Oh dude, me too. I heard Megan Fox used to like him but never asked him out cause she wasn't good looking enough for him."

Matheo by munchin August 26, 2009

Matheo 

A mythic animal with abnormally an abnormally large penis

Did you see that Matheo, his junk was HUGE!

Matheo by majestic sea men December 7, 2010

Matheo 

"Matheo" is the ship name between characters Theo Raeken and Malia Tate on the MTV show, Teen Wolf. Even though Theo is a total backstabbing jerk who turns the whole pack against each other and shoots Malia in the stomach, he's super hot and she can't stop going on about him.

Person 1:"Omg that Matheo scene tonight though"
Person 2:"Yeah i know! How he transformed from a wolf into a naked human in a coyote den and started flirting with Malia"
Person 1:"She couldn't get enough of him"

Matheo by Clary Herondale August 12, 2016

Matheo 

A Matheo is a type of person who is obsessed with soccer and will never not think about it. He is also the type of person who is funny, in a weird or dumb way. Matheo is also someone who you share lots of memories with.

Remember when we played soccer with Matheo.

Matheo by Mittens January 27, 2018

matheo 

He is gay. He loves kids. He stands at the front of schools at the end of the day. He watchs gay porno. No boys wants him because he is knows for his little dick. He can suck himself. He also watchs soccer and golf and look at the dick of the players. He is in love with his homophobic cousin so he cant assume it.

MATHEO IS GAY

matheo by 0n3guy March 18, 2023

Matheo 

A name given to a male with a penis so short, their parents contemplated having surgery to change 'him' into a 'her'.

Usually the surgery is not undergone and the 'son' is left with an extremely short penis, usually unable to penetrate their life partners.....which are usually men.

"I named my child Matheo because of his incredibly small penis"

"I like, was going to have sex with Matheo until I realised...I can't"

Matheo by caytlinbbe September 5, 2009

Matheo 

This name comes from the Hebrew Mattatyahu which can be translated as "the gift of God", mattith (the gift) and yah (God).

Girl : Omg look is this Matheo over there ?
Boy : Yes, he’s the one and the only

Matheo by certifiedbyme November 21, 2021