When you masturbate to a person from afar so much they come into your life in a romantic sense as if you manifested your relations through just friggin' wackin' it.
"My guy, I'm going to masturfest Jordan into becoming my partner if it takes all the rubdowns in the world."
"I just started jacking it to her finsta and like boom, all of a sudden, we match on tinder. I masturfested this."
"It's beautiful, here we are, four kids, a lot, and a yacht, and I truly have masturfesting to thank for my dreams becumming my reality.
"I just started jacking it to her finsta and like boom, all of a sudden, we match on tinder. I masturfested this."
"It's beautiful, here we are, four kids, a lot, and a yacht, and I truly have masturfesting to thank for my dreams becumming my reality.
by entirely believable margarine May 5, 2022
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a common yet often undiagnosed disease normally developed in but not limited to the late teens, namely freshman year of college. Although it can be seen in the rare female case, Masturbetes affects mainly males. This disease causes the testicles to produce large amounts of semen and testosterone, thus causing a drastic peak in the sexual desire and arousal of the afflicted male, who is scientifically referred to as a Masturbetic. The most common treatment is excessive masturbation, usually accompanied by the viewing of pornographic materials. Another symptom is increased aggressive behavior towards the female sex mostly in an attempt to receive a sort of assisted treatment from said female. Rejection can lead to the Maturbetic engaging in further self-treatment. Ejaculation reduces elevated sexual desire and semen in Masturbetics, similar to how insulin shots decrease abnormally high blood sugar in diabetics. Severe cases call for around 3-5 rounds of intense treatment to curb desire and reduce the amount of semen to normal levels. Lubrication is advised in such cases to avoid irritation of the penile region.
"Dude...I just went to the doctor, and I got diagnosed with masturbetes..."
"That's why you jerk off so much! that sucks man"
"Not really, I got a doctor's note, and now that I'm a Masturbetic, I can slap my johnson in class"
"That's why you jerk off so much! that sucks man"
"Not really, I got a doctor's note, and now that I'm a Masturbetic, I can slap my johnson in class"
by FroknKoko December 3, 2011
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Chris was planning on fapping, but he decided to go for masturfapturbation instead since he had so much time on his hands.
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Billy just told me how much the band Dragonforce has changed his life since he only used to masturbeat to Rick Astley.
by William O'brien October 6, 2012
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Person 1: Last night I ate some Devil's chocolate cake.
Person 2: That would have made for a nice masturtasting session.
Person 2: That would have made for a nice masturtasting session.
by Kandyyy August 29, 2009
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