masturstalk

to masturbate whilst stalking

By this point Ollie had become a hopelessly compulsive masturstalker, spending hours on end masturstalking furiously to friends & acquaintances on facebook.

by Angerthor March 5, 2011

masturstalk

to masturbate while stalking someone

Jenny was shocked and horrified to discover Ron had been masturstalking her on facebook for several months.

by Angerthor February 21, 2011

Masturtasking

To masturbate while performing another task simultaneously

I was masturtasking the other day; finished my hw and was satisfied!

by masturtasking master. November 30, 2009

Masturtasking

The ability to multi-task while masturbating

"I was masturtasking pretty hard last night. I was able to finish reading all my Spanish literature homework while masturbating."

by shanyshan November 20, 2010

Masturstalker

mas-ter-staw-ker
/ˈmastəˈstɔ kə/
Noun

Mas·tur·stalk·ed, Mas⋅tur·stalk·ing, Mas·tur·stalk.
1.
A person who excels in technique and execution of stalking while masturbating.

2.
A person who leaves a trail of slimy precum while following his/her victim(s).

"Have you ever masturbated to someone you stalked online/offline?"

"I'm sorry to say that you're a masturstalker."

by Caughtstalking May 11, 2018