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masturstalk 

Jenny was shocked and horrified to discover Ron had been masturstalking her on facebook for several months.
masturstalk by Angerthor February 21, 2011
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Masturtasking 

To masturbate while performing another task simultaneously
I was masturtasking the other day; finished my hw and was satisfied!

Masturtasking 

The ability to multi-task while masturbating
"I was masturtasking pretty hard last night. I was able to finish reading all my Spanish literature homework while masturbating."
Masturtasking by shanyshan November 20, 2010

Masturstalker 

mas-ter-staw-ker
/ˈmastəˈstɔ kə/
Noun

Mas·tur·stalk·ed, Mas⋅tur·stalk·ing, Mas·tur·stalk.
1.
A person who excels in technique and execution of stalking while masturbating.

2.
A person who leaves a trail of slimy precum while following his/her victim(s).
"Have you ever masturbated to someone you stalked online/offline?"

"I'm sorry to say that you're a masturstalker."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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