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masturstalk 

By this point Ollie had become a hopelessly compulsive masturstalker, spending hours on end masturstalking furiously to friends & acquaintances on facebook.
masturstalk by Angerthor March 5, 2011
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masturstalk 

Jenny was shocked and horrified to discover Ron had been masturstalking her on facebook for several months.
masturstalk by Angerthor February 21, 2011
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Masturtasking 

To masturbate while performing another task simultaneously
I was masturtasking the other day; finished my hw and was satisfied!

Masturtasking 

The ability to multi-task while masturbating
"I was masturtasking pretty hard last night. I was able to finish reading all my Spanish literature homework while masturbating."
Masturtasking by shanyshan November 20, 2010

Masturstalker 

mas-ter-staw-ker
/ˈmastəˈstɔ kə/
Noun

Mas·tur·stalk·ed, Mas⋅tur·stalk·ing, Mas·tur·stalk.
1.
A person who excels in technique and execution of stalking while masturbating.

2.
A person who leaves a trail of slimy precum while following his/her victim(s).
"Have you ever masturbated to someone you stalked online/offline?"

"I'm sorry to say that you're a masturstalker."
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