Masturfist

To masturbate with ones fist.

To use a fist to masturbate with.

My pussy is so wet, I could go for a "masturfist."

Penis is no substitute for a masturfist

by Dr H May 8, 2009

masturfapturbation

Portmanteau of "masturbation" and "fap." It describes (generally male) masturbation where so much effort, passion, and time will be put into the act that the words masturbation or fapping simply don't cut it.

Chris was planning on fapping, but he decided to go for masturfapturbation instead since he had so much time on his hands.

by ScholarGentleman February 23, 2015

masturbaste

The act of masturbating on one's own body and rubbing it in as you would basting liquid on a turkey

"Why are you so sticky?"
"Because I like to masturbaste"

by Brownbear33 April 15, 2010

Masturtasting

When you have some food that you want to savour, you suck and play with it and make moaning sounds. i;e Masturbating but with food :D

Person 1: Last night I ate some Devil's chocolate cake.
Person 2: That would have made for a nice masturtasting session.

by Kandyyy August 29, 2009

Masturbitionist

A person who publicly masturbates, while in the nude, ie. to perform the act of masturbitionism

My neighbor and his boyfriend are masturbitionists.

by vinkredibLe November 5, 2008

Masturfate

Being caught masturbating, leading to something awesome, including relationship.

Me: Remember how my hot roommate walked in on me masturbating awhile ago?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: right, we started dating and now we're celebrating one-year anniversary. Masturfate.

by tsoot April 18, 2010

Masturcising

The act of masturbating while on a piece of exercise equipment.

Instead of running on his treadmill, he likes to stand on it and jerkoff. He's totally into masturcising but he won't get fit or lose weight that way!

by Workout November 11, 2011