by Dr H May 8, 2009
Get the Masturfist mug.Portmanteau of "masturbation" and "fap." It describes (generally male) masturbation where so much effort, passion, and time will be put into the act that the words masturbation or fapping simply don't cut it.
Chris was planning on fapping, but he decided to go for masturfapturbation instead since he had so much time on his hands.
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by Brownbear33 April 15, 2010
Get the masturbaste mug.When you have some food that you want to savour, you suck and play with it and make moaning sounds. i;e Masturbating but with food :D
Person 1: Last night I ate some Devil's chocolate cake.
Person 2: That would have made for a nice masturtasting session.
Person 2: That would have made for a nice masturtasting session.
by Kandyyy August 29, 2009
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Get the Masturbitionist mug.Me: Remember how my hot roommate walked in on me masturbating awhile ago?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: right, we started dating and now we're celebrating one-year anniversary. Masturfate.
Friend: Yeah.
Me: right, we started dating and now we're celebrating one-year anniversary. Masturfate.
by tsoot April 18, 2010
Get the Masturfate mug.Instead of running on his treadmill, he likes to stand on it and jerkoff. He's totally into masturcising but he won't get fit or lose weight that way!
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