masturcard

A credit card that is used almost exclusively for buying porn online.

Woohoo! Another Britney sex vid hit the net today... time to charge something to the ol' masturcard!

masturcard by Ninth December 11, 2008

Masturwarding 

To masturbate in school/public places.

Look that kid is masturwarding!

Masturwarding by TheShinRamen December 11, 2012

Mastercard Moment

An event that would be appropriately defined as "priceless". This is not to be confused with a "Kodak Moment" because not all Mastercard Moments should be seen again.

"Did you see that Barista glare at me? I laughed so hard I was crying. It was a Mastercard Moment."

Mastercard Moment by big jimz May 27, 2009

masturbearding 

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.

I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

masturbearding by internetsensation May 27, 2009

Miki Masturbara

A Japanese and Fapanese fetish artist who cumposed music about her own sexual experiences and participated in the opening and ending theme songs of the TV anime Gu-Gu Ganmo under the name of Suzie Masturbara until her death on October 7th, 2004.

Miki Masturbara was the pornagraphic queen of J-pop.

Miki Masturbara by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

masturcry 

The act of emitting tears whilst masturbating

he went to his room for a masturcry when his girlfriend broke up with him

masturcry by the-mong February 3, 2014

Masturcrate 

A mix between Masturbation and Procrastination.

It is when a person masturbates to pass time or to evade someone, leaving their obligations to the last possible moment to complete/endure.

House Party Scenario-

Jamie: What is Jimmy doing? He has been in the toilet for 30 minutes now.

Kieran: Oh he is masturcrating in there because he doesn't want to talk to Judy, he gave her herpes last week.

Jamie: Oh damn! Well Jimmy... Masturcrate the night away!

Masturcrate by J_Springer August 13, 2010