MasterCard
sliding your hand between the crack of another person's butt when they are bending over, imitating the swiping of a credit card.
MasterCard by William Henry Wallace February 7, 2009
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mastercard
"Priceless", as in the commercials for Mastercard.
mastercard by Regantelope October 6, 2008
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mastercard
The 3rd greatest invention ever. Spend all your money without carrying it round! Can be used to buy nearly everything, except da 1st gr8est invention (weed). Even if u get mugged, u can stop da fuckerz frm spendin yo $$$$'s.
Daughter: Daddy, I need $500!
Pisst of Father: Just take the card and spend as much as u want!
Daughter: yay!
Pisst of Father: Just take the card and spend as much as u want!
Daughter: yay!
mastercard by ultimate_pisshead September 9, 2005
Mastercard
If something is Mastercard it is priceless. Can be an incident or moment. Can be replaced as a "kodak moment".
When someone falls flat on their butt in mud, instead of saying it is priceless, you say its MASTERCARD!
Mastercard by Brittissoawjor8273 July 28, 2007
Mastercard Moment
An event that would be appropriately defined as "priceless". This is not to be confused with a "Kodak Moment" because not all Mastercard Moments should be seen again.
Mastercard Moment by big jimz May 27, 2009
Mastercard Nips
Mastercard Nips by Beak Tenderloin February 4, 2020
Visa Visa MasterCard
She thinks she is the best because she is in Visa Visa MasterCard.
Visa Visa MasterCard...Home of the rich dicks.
Visa Visa MasterCard...Home of the rich dicks.
Visa Visa MasterCard by brucekey June 5, 2007
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.