Masturbardo
Black men who love to see sex between animals. This word is using in the ethnical tribes of Kenia and Congo and then popularize a lot in the ghetto of that countries.
Masturbardo by SopaDeCaballo April 18, 2018
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Comedic Masturbation
When you are so funny by yourself that you laugh out loud without any participation by a partner.
Progresses from a small grin to a smile to a quiet giggle and then quickly reaches the climactic event of an audible belly laugh, or LOL. Following climax, tissue is often used to dry resulting wetness occuring in the ocular region.
Progresses from a small grin to a smile to a quiet giggle and then quickly reaches the climactic event of an audible belly laugh, or LOL. Following climax, tissue is often used to dry resulting wetness occuring in the ocular region.
My humor is not always understood by others and I frequently find myself involuntarily engaging in comedic masturbation.
Comedic Masturbation by K-Rista-Raaah July 22, 2016
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Bureaucratic Masturbation
noun - 1. Engaging in any activity for the sake of making one feel better about themselves, their organization, or their company without actually accomplishing anything. 2. Holding meetings to provide recommendations only to have management do what they wanted in the first place. 3. Holding special work group meetings to make the 'little people' feel ownership, when the decision has already been made by higher levels of management.
My boss has picked me to suffer through more Bureaucratic Masturbation, representing the department on a policy work group.
I spent the last 3 months researching the best candidate for the position and the Boss picked his pet employee anyway. God I hat Bureaucratic Masturbation!
I spent the last 3 months researching the best candidate for the position and the Boss picked his pet employee anyway. God I hat Bureaucratic Masturbation!
Bureaucratic Masturbation by Bill Koogler January 17, 2008
Masturbation guilt
The sense of guilt you feel post-masturbation when you realized what you have just jerked yourself off to.
Masturbation guilt by GunaDK January 19, 2012
Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)
Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR) by optic_fuel August 27, 2008
Public Masturbation
Public Masturbation by thepseudonymousbosch February 21, 2017
Masturbation Marathon
An exceptionally long episode of masturbation fits. These episodes are usually brought on by sexual deprivation and bordom; however, and I'm not making this up, they have been used a means of fundraising for sexual related causes such as safe sex. A masturbation marathon is a strenuous event that requires disciplined training and preparation. There are several related subcatagories such as time, ejaculation distance, and most orgasms for both male and female competitors (I'm totally serious - google it).
Masturbation Marathon by Face_Bones August 29, 2013
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