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masturbearding 

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.
I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

Masturwaiting 

Laying in bed, chubbed up, waiting for your roommate to go to sleep so you can pleasure yourself
"I had a Louisville Slugger-sized hardon last night and needed to crank one out, but my roomie was awake, watching some dumbass videos. I was up masturwaiting until 1:30am!"
Masturwaiting by DavieYo March 1, 2015

masturwaiting 

Waiting for everyone in your house to go to sleep to spare having to hear them or them hear you while masturbating.
John: Why the hell are you so tired?
Bill: My brother wouldn't go to sleep, I was masturwaiting until like 2AM for fucks sake.
John: What the fuck is masturwaiting?
Bill: Check urban dictionary fag.

masturwaiting 

The act of masturbating while waiting for a significant other to have sex with.
Alex was masturwaiting for at least 20 minutes before James arrived.
masturwaiting by orlando mun September 20, 2009

Masturwaiting 

Delaying or stopping in between playing with oneself in order to cause a stronger climax.
His cum shot was 2 feet further after using the masturwaiting technique.
Masturwaiting by Zandroid August 18, 2017

masturbarting 

The act of pleasing one's self and realeasing tensions by expression through art, either visual or oral.
I'm so chilled out because I go to art school. I masturbart all day long because I have to, but it feels great! Masturbarting sure is a great way of releasing stress!
masturbarting by Claratin October 23, 2006