masturbearding 

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.

I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

masturbearding by internetsensation May 27, 2009

Masturbearding 

Sensually stroking your beard

He was masturbearding in the library.

Masturbearding by Masterbearding April 26, 2015

Masturwarding 

To masturbate in school/public places.

Look that kid is masturwarding!

Masturwarding by TheShinRamen December 11, 2012

masturbedding

To rub your dick on a bed or other soft surface to give yourself an orgasm. Similar to masturbating

Chris is so sick, he was masturbedding last night at the sleepover

masturbedding by slimjoe321 May 5, 2009

masterbearding 

1: The accomplishment of a beard that is not only large but perfectly maintained and styled

2: Stroking you're beard in public, When it is unacceptable to do the same with you're penis

Masterbation wont make you're palms hairy, But masterbearding might.

masterbearding by Beard Fa'ce November 8, 2013

Masturblading 

The act of masturbating while rollerblading.

To the horror of the now scarred onlookers, Steve was caught masturblading in Central Park.

Masturblading by DevourTheLiving June 23, 2008

masturbarting 

The act of pleasing one's self and realeasing tensions by expression through art, either visual or oral.

I'm so chilled out because I go to art school. I masturbart all day long because I have to, but it feels great! Masturbarting sure is a great way of releasing stress!

masturbarting by Claratin October 23, 2006