masturcard

A credit card that is used almost exclusively for buying porn online.
Woohoo! Another Britney sex vid hit the net today... time to charge something to the ol' masturcard!
by Ninth December 11, 2008
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plasturbate

Masturbating over a naked mannequin or 3d-rendered nude image, as opposed to the real thing.
What a weirdo... he gets off to those fake 3d-rendered nude chicks! He plasturbates!
by Ninth October 05, 2006
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tdat

In 48 hours' time. Anagram for The Day After Tomorrow.
Dude, have you started studying for tdat's big exam yet?
by Ninth December 13, 2008
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