marluch 

A word used to describe someone that has done something mildly offensive or annoying, typically used between friends.

This word was made up when i did something stupid and a friend of mine just said that I was a marluch and it stuck.

You’re such a marluch

marluch by NoisyTurtle March 4, 2021

Malluchi 

The name Malluchi occurs only one time in the Bible. Nehemiah mentions him as a patriarch of a household of which a man named Jonathan was leader (Nehemiah 12:14). The name Malluchi is one of many derived from the noun מלך (melek), meaning king.
He is generally a nice guy and the best person to be around.He is always there for you and will do anything he can to make sure you are happy even if he doesn't benefit from it. He will always love yo no matter what. He can also be very spiritual and have a good heart. A Malluchi, is cute,smart,kind,romantic,respectful and probably the most awesome person you will ever meet. Not to mention he is also good with the ladies ;).

Girl 1: Malluchi is so awesome!!
Girl 2: He is cute too!

Malluchi by LUUUCHI March 18, 2017

Maruchan

Company that makes ramen. Sells them in various flavors, and in bricks or cups.

"Maruchan makes good ramen. ^-^ "
-me

Maruchan by Dave January 17, 2005

Maluch

The nickname given to the Polski Fiat 126p, the most legendary car from poland

"The best way to pull is to have a maluch"
"The most amazing car ever is the maluch!"

Maluch by GoldMexican May 31, 2018

Maruchan

Roman noodles that are usually made in less than 3 minutes. Usually in a cup.

Johanna: You have some Maruchan?
Yulianna: Yes, do you want some?
Johanna: Yes!
Yailyn: I do too!
Corina: Me too!
Yulianna: Don't worry l have enough

Maruchan by Yulianna0714 February 6, 2015

Maruchan Ramen 

Top Ramen is the most famous brand of ramen instant noodles. Maruchan Ramen is virtually the same thing, but cheaper and made in the USA. Often a staple diet of "poor college students", but as the economy continues to worsen, more and more it it become a staple of people everywhere. Currently sold in a 12pk at your local Walmart for $2.50 -- $3.00 or individually for less than a quarter.

Maruchan is a brand of instant noodles and is a division of Toyo Suisan, a Japanese conglomerate. The name translates from Japanese into English as "little circle." They can be found in a packaged form to be cooked on a stove, in a cup to which boiled water is added, or can be microwaved. The noodles contain no preservatives, although they are cooked in vegetable oil preserved with TBHQ.

Maruchan Ramen noodles are made in Irvine, California, USA, and Richmond, Virginia, USA.

Dried or precooked noodles fused with oil, and often sold with a packet of flavoring. Dried noodles are usually eaten after being cooked or soaked in boiling water for 3 to 5 minutes, while precooked noodles can be reheated, or eaten straight from the packet. Although similar products were available in dynastic China, modern instant noodles were invented by Momofuku Andō of Nissin Foods.

Instant noodles are often criticized as being unhealthy or junk food. A single serving of instant noodles is high in carbohydrates but low in fiber, vitamins and minerals. Noodles are typically fried as part of the manufacturing process, resulting in high levels of saturated fat and/or trans fat. Additionally, if served in an instant broth, it typically contains high amounts of sodium. The current U.S. Recommended Dietary Allowance of sodium for adults and children over 4 years old is 2,400 mg/day. Some brands may have over 3,000 mg of sodium per package in extreme cases.

I've cut my monthly grocery bill to a fraction of what it used to be since I'm living on Maruchan Ramen!

Maruchan Ramen by RosieTX1 March 7, 2009

Maluch

The ultimate form of annoyance & just an absolute waste of space. Maluch is the most heinous form of human being & is disliked by the majority of the world. Those who choose to befriend it are generally mentally handicapped to such a state of delusion that they can barely function (no one who has ever admitted to befriending the Maluch has had an IQ above 3.) The Maluch is a very poor dresser (it appears to imitate a poor pagan widow with no sense of color coordination, a lack of common knowledge towards clothes that match in any way shape or form, a complete disregard for body type, & a severe delusion that it s signature homemade multi-colored Rastafarian hat can make any POS outfit look socially acceptable.) The Maluch is known to be frigid b*tch, know it all cow, superficial ass, condescending douche, & most definitely a hypocritical whore. Its race & nationality are constantly changing in order to maintain its douchey persona. It majors in Women s Studies even though it s gender is questioned. It takes great pride in being the Token White One in a Mexican sorority. Many have dedicated their lives to eliminating the Maluch; however, sadly enough all attempts have proven to be futile. With the strength of a man, body of a manatee, & brain of a caterpillar Maluch has proven to be semi indestructible. Maluch is in someway directed related to Satan himself. Legend says that if the Maluch is ever kind, considerate, or cooperative in any way it will instantly implode.

Man 1: Did you hear what Maluch did?

Woman 1: OMG, WTF did it do now?

Man 1: It went to Arizona and said it was fighting for its people s rights!

Woman 1: Why doesn t it realize it s white? Damn Maluch.

4,000 Other People: WE HATE MALUCH TOO!!!!

Maluch by ispkthetruth September 3, 2010