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merluch

Someone who surrenders pretending to fight.
Alternative definition: someone who believes himself to be strongly revolutionary but does not fight for any social struggles and prefers to kiss the ass of poutine and assad.
« Better the whole CGT than one merluch in the BB »
by ThinkYourHope January 14, 2021
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john cheese meluch

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.
Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.

Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.
by John Cheese Meluch April 3, 2019
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marluch

A word used to describe someone that has done something mildly offensive or annoying, typically used between friends.

This word was made up when i did something stupid and a friend of mine just said that I was a marluch and it stuck.
by NoisyTurtle March 4, 2021
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Chris Meluch

some man child who has had a 5 o'clock shadow since 5th grade. He is a total flamer and loves guys
"Hey that guy over there totally hit on me."

"What a chris meluch move."
by killchrismeluch1212 July 22, 2009
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