merluch 

Someone who surrenders pretending to fight.
Alternative definition: someone who believes himself to be strongly revolutionary but does not fight for any social struggles and prefers to kiss the ass of poutine and assad.

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merluch by ThinkYourHope January 14, 2021

john cheese meluch 

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.

Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.

Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.

john cheese meluch by John Cheese Meluch April 3, 2019

marluch 

A word used to describe someone that has done something mildly offensive or annoying, typically used between friends.

This word was made up when i did something stupid and a friend of mine just said that I was a marluch and it stuck.

You’re such a marluch

marluch by NoisyTurtle March 4, 2021

Chris Meluch

some man child who has had a 5 o'clock shadow since 5th grade. He is a total flamer and loves guys

"Hey that guy over there totally hit on me."

"What a chris meluch move."

Chris Meluch by killchrismeluch1212 July 22, 2009