Maluch

The nickname given to the Polski Fiat 126p, the most legendary car from poland

"The best way to pull is to have a maluch"
"The most amazing car ever is the maluch!"

Maluch by GoldMexican May 31, 2018

Maluch

The ultimate form of annoyance & just an absolute waste of space. Maluch is the most heinous form of human being & is disliked by the majority of the world. Those who choose to befriend it are generally mentally handicapped to such a state of delusion that they can barely function (no one who has ever admitted to befriending the Maluch has had an IQ above 3.) The Maluch is a very poor dresser (it appears to imitate a poor pagan widow with no sense of color coordination, a lack of common knowledge towards clothes that match in any way shape or form, a complete disregard for body type, & a severe delusion that it s signature homemade multi-colored Rastafarian hat can make any POS outfit look socially acceptable.) The Maluch is known to be frigid b*tch, know it all cow, superficial ass, condescending douche, & most definitely a hypocritical whore. Its race & nationality are constantly changing in order to maintain its douchey persona. It majors in Women s Studies even though it s gender is questioned. It takes great pride in being the Token White One in a Mexican sorority. Many have dedicated their lives to eliminating the Maluch; however, sadly enough all attempts have proven to be futile. With the strength of a man, body of a manatee, & brain of a caterpillar Maluch has proven to be semi indestructible. Maluch is in someway directed related to Satan himself. Legend says that if the Maluch is ever kind, considerate, or cooperative in any way it will instantly implode.

Man 1: Did you hear what Maluch did?

Woman 1: OMG, WTF did it do now?

Man 1: It went to Arizona and said it was fighting for its people s rights!

Woman 1: Why doesn t it realize it s white? Damn Maluch.

4,000 Other People: WE HATE MALUCH TOO!!!!

Maluch by ispkthetruth September 3, 2010

Malechanism 

A religion worshipping malechan
You must simp for malechan
You must be in his discord server

My religion is malechanism
I am a believer in malechanism

Malechanism by Malechansimp December 8, 2020

Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.

“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker

Malachai (Kai) Parker by I 🖤 Kai Parker July 24, 2018

john cheese meluch 

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.

Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.

Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.

john cheese meluch by John Cheese Meluch April 3, 2019

Malchamoovitz 

Angel of death (yiddish)

She's a yenta and a malchamoovitz.

Malchamoovitz by Murray Haldanish September 19, 2019

Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.

"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."

Malachi Crunch by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007