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when a man opens the door without closing it

manopening
manopened
*man opens door, walks out without closing the door*
woman: stop manopening the doors

*woman sees door thats open*
woman: that door was manopened
manopen by EndoftheEnd October 20, 2017
Words you can keep

manoleng 

A term used to refer to a person who's become too obsessed with censorship. The word manoleng was derived from the name of a one time Philippine board of censor chairman Manoleng Morato who indiscriminately censored movies or sections of movies basically based on his whim.
The webmaster was so obsessed with the power entrusted to him and decided he can delete web postings based on his personal, often subjective, opinion. He is now referred to as manoleng.
manoleng by dorobo slayer May 26, 2009

Manopener 

The title which is given usually to a member of the male gender as to designate them as a living tool for no other purpose then to remove lids on jars, or opening unwieldy tin cans by use of brute strength.
person1: could you please open this jar?
person2: I'm not your manopener do it yourself!!!
person1: sorry, I just thought you could put some of that roid rage to use.
Manopener by Jeremy.w.c November 23, 2009

monopenis 

(adj): the condition of only liking one penis
Jessica is monopenis. She only likes Mike's dick. They have been together for 5 years.
monopenis by AwkwardCookie April 16, 2013
Word of the Day on January 27, 2014

monopenisual 

adj. showing no care, concern or preference in the matter

Indifferent, uninvolved, detached.
Q: "What is your take on war partial birth abortions?"
A: "Monopenisual."
monopenisual by TObject March 26, 2004

Manopera 

is an ongoing, television show that men are "addicted" to. Similar to a woman's soap opera.
Ryan can't play poker tonight he's watching Battlestar Galatica, it's his Manopera.
Manopera by magnus thor maximus April 3, 2009

manspense 

A corny action, suspense movie directed mainly towards men. Characterized by gratuitous violence and a shallow plot. Most likely contains Steven Seagal or Chuck Norris.
Did you see how many times he fired his gun without reloading in that manspense movie?
manspense by bunggator July 9, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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