Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

manoleng 

A term used to refer to a person who's become too obsessed with censorship. The word manoleng was derived from the name of a one time Philippine board of censor chairman Manoleng Morato who indiscriminately censored movies or sections of movies basically based on his whim.
The webmaster was so obsessed with the power entrusted to him and decided he can delete web postings based on his personal, often subjective, opinion. He is now referred to as manoleng.
manoleng by dorobo slayer May 26, 2009

Manopener 

The title which is given usually to a member of the male gender as to designate them as a living tool for no other purpose then to remove lids on jars, or opening unwieldy tin cans by use of brute strength.
person1: could you please open this jar?
person2: I'm not your manopener do it yourself!!!
person1: sorry, I just thought you could put some of that roid rage to use.
Manopener by Jeremy.w.c November 23, 2009

monopenis 

(adj): the condition of only liking one penis
Jessica is monopenis. She only likes Mike's dick. They have been together for 5 years.
monopenis by AwkwardCookie April 16, 2013
Word of the Day on January 27, 2014

monopenisual 

adj. showing no care, concern or preference in the matter

Indifferent, uninvolved, detached.
Q: "What is your take on war partial birth abortions?"
A: "Monopenisual."
monopenisual by TObject March 26, 2004

Manopera 

is an ongoing, television show that men are "addicted" to. Similar to a woman's soap opera.
Ryan can't play poker tonight he's watching Battlestar Galatica, it's his Manopera.
Manopera by magnus thor maximus April 3, 2009

manspense 

A corny action, suspense movie directed mainly towards men. Characterized by gratuitous violence and a shallow plot. Most likely contains Steven Seagal or Chuck Norris.
Did you see how many times he fired his gun without reloading in that manspense movie?
manspense by bunggator July 9, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Load more