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Manopener 

The title which is given usually to a member of the male gender as to designate them as a living tool for no other purpose then to remove lids on jars, or opening unwieldy tin cans by use of brute strength.
person1: could you please open this jar?
person2: I'm not your manopener do it yourself!!!
person1: sorry, I just thought you could put some of that roid rage to use.
Manopener by Jeremy.w.c November 23, 2009
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Carolina Canopener 

When your fucking a girl, rite before your about to bust, you shove it in there ass.
jane: omg! i cant even walk staight after last night!

Bob: Why?

Jane: Because joe gave me the most amazing carolina canopener last night!!

Bob: What the hell is that?

Jane: you dont wanna know.

Manometer 

The manometer is a standard unit of length measured by lengths of a vagina that the penis will occupy
That porno last night was crazy! That guy was like 3 manometers in that girl

Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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Manometer by Ecirp girther February 27, 2011

manometer 

A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.
Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."
manometer by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

dunlich manouever 

manoeuver perfected by malone which, when used effectively leaves women helpless.cant divulge the actual details but it involves dropping of the hand.
I can't believe you dunliched her dunny!
dunlich manouever by Donnacha Malone September 3, 2004

Manometer 

A device used to measure the manliness of an object.
Billy pointed the manometer in the direction of the chainsaw and the manometer starting reading very highly
Manometer by mrmangunn March 19, 2011
Anything you want it to be, as long as it used in either a simple sentance structure -or- used in the vocative case as a command, ending with an exclamation point!
Your a Manophere!

Pat LaClair is a Manophere!

Give me that Manophere!
Manophere by PATROCLUS December 23, 2004