Monopene 

A person with only one penis.

Man 1: My penis hurts
Man 2:Which one?
Man 1:There’s more than one?
Man 2: Ey! We got a monopene over here!
Everyone else: *laughs at the monopene*

Monopene by __Turtle__ March 17, 2021

monogeneous 

Extremely homogeneous

There are so many tech people in SF they are monogeneous

monogeneous by sandraxine August 21, 2016

Manopener 

The title which is given usually to a member of the male gender as to designate them as a living tool for no other purpose then to remove lids on jars, or opening unwieldy tin cans by use of brute strength.

person1: could you please open this jar?
person2: I'm not your manopener do it yourself!!!
person1: sorry, I just thought you could put some of that roid rage to use.

Manopener by Jeremy.w.c November 23, 2009

monopenis 

(adj): the condition of only liking one penis

Jessica is monopenis. She only likes Mike's dick. They have been together for 5 years.

monopenis by AwkwardCookie April 16, 2013

monopenisual 

adj. showing no care, concern or preference in the matter

Indifferent, uninvolved, detached.

Q: "What is your take on war partial birth abortions?"
A: "Monopenisual."

monopenisual by TObject March 26, 2004