monopenis
monopenis by AwkwardCookie April 16, 2013
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monosexism
The belief that bisexual, omnisexual and pansexual identities and behaviors are inferior to monosexuality, or that any identity beyond monosexuality does not exist.
Any speech or behavior that is biased against people beyond a monosexual identity.
Any speech or behavior that is biased against people beyond a monosexual identity.
Monosexism claims that a person can only be gay or straight, and that anyone who is not is either lying or confused.
monosexism by RangerTom November 4, 2008
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monopenis • monopenisual • Mongopenis • minipenis • Monopolist • Monopene • monopinionist • monopolisation • monopolistic • monosexism
Monopolist
A person who is obsessed with the board game Monopoly. Most Monopolists can name the properties in order and the rent for most spaces.
It took us 30 minutes to decide on a game beause Jacob over there is a Monopolist, suggesting the MLB, NFL, Disney, Peanuts, Star Wars, and original before deciding on "Clue."
Monopolist by geniusonwheels February 12, 2009
minipenis
You have such a minipenis.
minipenis
Penis Monpañios Monpeñios
This phrase to be spoken very quickly, almost as to seem Spanish in nature.
“Penis Monpañios Monpeñios” was originally created as an alter-ego amongst a group of friends in Sacramento, California in 2007. This character was a member of club 697; where you must have been 6’9” tall, and 7” long. Inside the club, all they did was 69. The spirit of Penis Monpañios Monpeñios still wanders the fields of the Thicket of Zatarains, located in Granite Bay, California.
In the years since, this has spread to LA as a nonsense phrase (similar to that of Rim Pum). Among groups of pot-smoking individuals, this phrase has commonly been used as a comical outburst or a friendly greeting during times of great stoning. Abbreviations such as simply saying “Monpañios” tend to be common.
“Penis Monpañios Monpeñios” was originally created as an alter-ego amongst a group of friends in Sacramento, California in 2007. This character was a member of club 697; where you must have been 6’9” tall, and 7” long. Inside the club, all they did was 69. The spirit of Penis Monpañios Monpeñios still wanders the fields of the Thicket of Zatarains, located in Granite Bay, California.
In the years since, this has spread to LA as a nonsense phrase (similar to that of Rim Pum). Among groups of pot-smoking individuals, this phrase has commonly been used as a comical outburst or a friendly greeting during times of great stoning. Abbreviations such as simply saying “Monpañios” tend to be common.
Tom: "Monpeñios to you my friend!"
Steve: "Ah, Penis Monpañios Tom!"
Dave (from the back of the room): "Tom!! Penis Monpañios Monpeñios!!"
Steve: "Ah, Penis Monpañios Tom!"
Dave (from the back of the room): "Tom!! Penis Monpañios Monpeñios!!"
Penis Monpañios Monpeñios by M. Damon July 9, 2011
monopenisual
monopenisual by TObject March 26, 2004
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