Manopera 

is an ongoing, television show that men are "addicted" to. Similar to a woman's soap opera.

Ryan can't play poker tonight he's watching Battlestar Galatica, it's his Manopera.

Manopera by magnus thor maximus April 3, 2009

man opera 

a drama-type television show with a manly theme; a soap opera for men. (e.g., Sons of Anarchy, The Wire)

Man #1: I can't believe I got addicted to a freakin' man opera.

Man #2: Which one are you watching?

Man #1: Sons of Anarchy.

man opera by B.D.H. September 18, 2009

mansperate 

adjective
1. feeling, showing, or involving a hopeless sense that there are no suitable men to date or sleep with. 2. A strong desire to have a romantic or sexual connection with a biological male. 3. Due to the sense of hopelessness, a lowering of one's standards.

I have drunk texted every ex, booty call, and guy friend tonight I'm so mansperate.
I'm so mansperate I'm considering posting an ad on Craigslist.
Sorry girl, he is not cute or smart, I think you're just mansperate.

mansperate by tropics September 3, 2009

monoperative 

the interesting sound produced when one flatulates and belches as the exact precise moment.

jimmy monoperatived, and was instantaneously killed.

monoperative by derek arnold April 28, 2003