Very rare species. Most known for having optimum sexual performance within the animal kingdom. Extremely attractive. There bodies are reputed for motivating the work of Michelangelo's famous sculptures of many Greek Gods. Approach with EXTREME caution, for if eye contact alone with this species will make a female species lose her virginity instantaneously. Since the prehistoric era, scientists have found evidence of "Maninders" having had numerous amounts of female partners at once, which would explain their extreme attractiveness towards the opposite sex.
A study done in 2010 discovered that 9/10 of the "possible" Maninders are most likely imposters and con artists pretending to be a "Maninder". There is simply one sign to look for that will determine if an actual "Maninder" has been spotted. If he speaks fluent English, his last name is Parmar and looks at you in a flirtatious way while licking his lips and his eyes seem to be staring into a distance while being slightly closed due to the sun being in his eyes. Do not be alarmed. For he is the real-deal, and is most likely staring at something extravagantly more prettier and curvaceous than you. Please refer to your nearest local library for more information about this fascinating species.
A study done in 2010 discovered that 9/10 of the "possible" Maninders are most likely imposters and con artists pretending to be a "Maninder". There is simply one sign to look for that will determine if an actual "Maninder" has been spotted. If he speaks fluent English, his last name is Parmar and looks at you in a flirtatious way while licking his lips and his eyes seem to be staring into a distance while being slightly closed due to the sun being in his eyes. Do not be alarmed. For he is the real-deal, and is most likely staring at something extravagantly more prettier and curvaceous than you. Please refer to your nearest local library for more information about this fascinating species.
Controversy: Controversy struck in 1967 when famous Bodybuilder "Arnold Schwarzenegger" was accused of injecting the hormones of a "Maninder" to help win his first IFBB Mr.Olympia Competition held in New York City. These claims later proved to be true, as even today, the "Maninder" hormones are constantly being sold throughout the black market as a "rare illegal substance", coined by ALL States of Athletic Commissions and also the Universal Drug Administration of Sports and Recreation.
Chairman of "Ban Against Performance Enhancing-Drugs" Owen Jackson says: "These hormones are very powerful, your talking about hormones coming from "Maninders" are you kidding me? Theres a reason this animal has the nuts bigger than an elephants, hes what steroids are f*ckin made from.
Jealous Female Model: So I heard you saw a Maninder?
Clingy Female Supermodel: Yeah I already named my soon to be child after him.
Group of Fitness models//Supermodels//Miss Universes//Hollywood/Bollywood actresses: Thats what she said.
Chairman of "Ban Against Performance Enhancing-Drugs" Owen Jackson says: "These hormones are very powerful, your talking about hormones coming from "Maninders" are you kidding me? Theres a reason this animal has the nuts bigger than an elephants, hes what steroids are f*ckin made from.
Jealous Female Model: So I heard you saw a Maninder?
Clingy Female Supermodel: Yeah I already named my soon to be child after him.
Group of Fitness models//Supermodels//Miss Universes//Hollywood/Bollywood actresses: Thats what she said.
by sexyluly4u November 21, 2011
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Verb - The Wrongful delegation of any task because of inherent laziness and/or giving someone else something to do when it would be faster and more efficient to do that task yourself.
"Hey John can you please go answer the phone, I can't possibly answer it, I am too busy watching television" - Jim
"Don't maniner me, Jim! Answer the damned phone." - John
"Don't maniner me, Jim! Answer the damned phone." - John
by JoJoFreakboy November 2, 2013
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a person who's very sweet, emotional and very humble. he is always ready to help people
he can't do bad with anyone intentionally
even he can be little jealous sometimes but if he loves you, he truly does
kinda lazy and procrastinate
a person who's very sweet, emotional and very humble. he is always ready to help people
he can't do bad with anyone intentionally
even he can be little jealous sometimes but if he loves you, he truly does
kinda lazy and procrastinate
oh Manpinder ! ki haal a veere
by empee_singh May 2, 2018
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by manwinderrr March 19, 2019
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by Iamapeasant October 22, 2013
Get the Manender mug.The most intelligent, stylish and witty person you will ever want to know. She will kick your ass while reciting various alphabets in 8 different languages. Yea, she can multitask the hell out of anything. She never stops giving; she is Christmas. She does everything well and she does it with style in spades. She is the fucking master of power point. She has seen more of the world than you have and she is going to do more with her life than most people can ever dream about doing with all the time they spend not doing shit. She is a real fucking jewel.
"Are you going to finish that research project I emailed the team a week ago?" "No? Better Muninder the shit out of it, that's how its done!"
"I love girls with class...they better be a Muninder or I kick 'em to the side.
"I love girls with class...they better be a Muninder or I kick 'em to the side.
by Blonde. August 31, 2011
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