Someone who is fairly large in size and enjoys saying "prick". They enjoy playing Minecraft and League of Legends, because they are a computer geek. They like to presume that they are supreme beings and do not see the need to talk to peasants
by Iamapeasant October 22, 2013
Get the Manender mug.Similar to a bender of many sorts (alcohol, coke, life, etc), a manbender describes the life of a single lady out to enjoy herself and meet guys with a non-committal attitude. She is not looking for love or marriage, just to have a good time and add men to the 'rotation'. This might involve banging, kissing, grinding up on the D-floor, or all of the above. "Just get'r done and on to the next one!"
Katie: I've been on a huge manbender this month, I was supposed to meet up with Mike last night but then I met this guy Derek and shit got real. Steve was texting me all night too, but I'm over him...and then there's Brad who wants to go for drinks but I madeout with his friend John two weeks ago so..."
Lauren: Damn girl, I respek that. I had to take Jay out of the rotation because he became too needy.
MANBENDER!
Lauren: Damn girl, I respek that. I had to take Jay out of the rotation because he became too needy.
MANBENDER!
by Sneaky_P March 4, 2011
Get the manbender mug.The most hard working and fun loving guy you’ll ever meet. Child at heart and surgeon by soul. Never judge a book by its cover !
by Urbanpen December 1, 2021
Get the mahender mug.Very rare species. Most known for having optimum sexual performance within the animal kingdom. Extremely attractive. There bodies are reputed for motivating the work of Michelangelo's famous sculptures of many Greek Gods. Approach with EXTREME caution, for if eye contact alone with this species will make a female species lose her virginity instantaneously. Since the prehistoric era, scientists have found evidence of "Maninders" having had numerous amounts of female partners at once, which would explain their extreme attractiveness towards the opposite sex.
A study done in 2010 discovered that 9/10 of the "possible" Maninders are most likely imposters and con artists pretending to be a "Maninder". There is simply one sign to look for that will determine if an actual "Maninder" has been spotted. If he speaks fluent English, his last name is Parmar and looks at you in a flirtatious way while licking his lips and his eyes seem to be staring into a distance while being slightly closed due to the sun being in his eyes. Do not be alarmed. For he is the real-deal, and is most likely staring at something extravagantly more prettier and curvaceous than you. Please refer to your nearest local library for more information about this fascinating species.
A study done in 2010 discovered that 9/10 of the "possible" Maninders are most likely imposters and con artists pretending to be a "Maninder". There is simply one sign to look for that will determine if an actual "Maninder" has been spotted. If he speaks fluent English, his last name is Parmar and looks at you in a flirtatious way while licking his lips and his eyes seem to be staring into a distance while being slightly closed due to the sun being in his eyes. Do not be alarmed. For he is the real-deal, and is most likely staring at something extravagantly more prettier and curvaceous than you. Please refer to your nearest local library for more information about this fascinating species.
Controversy: Controversy struck in 1967 when famous Bodybuilder "Arnold Schwarzenegger" was accused of injecting the hormones of a "Maninder" to help win his first IFBB Mr.Olympia Competition held in New York City. These claims later proved to be true, as even today, the "Maninder" hormones are constantly being sold throughout the black market as a "rare illegal substance", coined by ALL States of Athletic Commissions and also the Universal Drug Administration of Sports and Recreation.
Chairman of "Ban Against Performance Enhancing-Drugs" Owen Jackson says: "These hormones are very powerful, your talking about hormones coming from "Maninders" are you kidding me? Theres a reason this animal has the nuts bigger than an elephants, hes what steroids are f*ckin made from.
Jealous Female Model: So I heard you saw a Maninder?
Clingy Female Supermodel: Yeah I already named my soon to be child after him.
Group of Fitness models//Supermodels//Miss Universes//Hollywood/Bollywood actresses: Thats what she said.
Chairman of "Ban Against Performance Enhancing-Drugs" Owen Jackson says: "These hormones are very powerful, your talking about hormones coming from "Maninders" are you kidding me? Theres a reason this animal has the nuts bigger than an elephants, hes what steroids are f*ckin made from.
Jealous Female Model: So I heard you saw a Maninder?
Clingy Female Supermodel: Yeah I already named my soon to be child after him.
Group of Fitness models//Supermodels//Miss Universes//Hollywood/Bollywood actresses: Thats what she said.
by sexyluly4u November 21, 2011
Get the Maninder mug.The most hardworking and fun loving guy you’ll ever meet. A child’s heart and a surgeon’s soul. Never judge a book by its cover !
by Urbanpen November 24, 2021
Get the mahender mug.Very rare species. Absolutely beautiful, and way sexy. Can make boys jizz their pants with just a glance. Ruins the rest of womankind for men that have managed to catch a glimpse of a Maninderjeet. Will not date just anyone. Her wittiness and intelligence has been known to make the many people who are inferior to her cry.
Boy: Yo man, I once saw a Maninderjeet. I still jizz in my pants at the thought of her!
Girl: My boyfriend started crying in front of me when he found out that the only Maninderjeet at the party was engaged.
Girl: My boyfriend started crying in front of me when he found out that the only Maninderjeet at the party was engaged.
by DjRyan1 December 13, 2010
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