malinder

Malinder is a very reserved person at first, but after you prove your loyalty and honesty, Malinder will be a friend for life.
Malinder doesn’t follow the crowd, she sets her own rules .
Malinder isn’t a social butterfly rather a caterpillar who sticks to what she likes and who she likes.
Everyone needs a Malinder in their life. A loyal unwavering friend.

Malinder you are such a good friend..!

I am if you are…!

malinder by Urbanator22 November 24, 2021

Malingering 

Malingering is intentional deceptive behavior, not a medical or psychiatric disorder. The diagnosis of malingering rests upon the identification of an external or "secondary" gain being present as the main motivation for the behavior. In other words, what does the person hope to gain?

Nurse is malingering out of work, now his teammates have to pick up his slack.

Malingering by pisceanaquifiel July 23, 2009

malingerer 

An individual who will do and say anything to get out of work.

I used to get up and be excited to go to work, but now I'm happy being a malingerer.

malingerer by S. Ford August 30, 2008

Maninder 

Very rare species. Most known for having optimum sexual performance within the animal kingdom. Extremely attractive. There bodies are reputed for motivating the work of Michelangelo's famous sculptures of many Greek Gods. Approach with EXTREME caution, for if eye contact alone with this species will make a female species lose her virginity instantaneously. Since the prehistoric era, scientists have found evidence of "Maninders" having had numerous amounts of female partners at once, which would explain their extreme attractiveness towards the opposite sex.

A study done in 2010 discovered that 9/10 of the "possible" Maninders are most likely imposters and con artists pretending to be a "Maninder". There is simply one sign to look for that will determine if an actual "Maninder" has been spotted. If he speaks fluent English, his last name is Parmar and looks at you in a flirtatious way while licking his lips and his eyes seem to be staring into a distance while being slightly closed due to the sun being in his eyes. Do not be alarmed. For he is the real-deal, and is most likely staring at something extravagantly more prettier and curvaceous than you. Please refer to your nearest local library for more information about this fascinating species.

Controversy: Controversy struck in 1967 when famous Bodybuilder "Arnold Schwarzenegger" was accused of injecting the hormones of a "Maninder" to help win his first IFBB Mr.Olympia Competition held in New York City. These claims later proved to be true, as even today, the "Maninder" hormones are constantly being sold throughout the black market as a "rare illegal substance", coined by ALL States of Athletic Commissions and also the Universal Drug Administration of Sports and Recreation.

Chairman of "Ban Against Performance Enhancing-Drugs" Owen Jackson says: "These hormones are very powerful, your talking about hormones coming from "Maninders" are you kidding me? Theres a reason this animal has the nuts bigger than an elephants, hes what steroids are f*ckin made from.

Jealous Female Model: So I heard you saw a Maninder?

Clingy Female Supermodel: Yeah I already named my soon to be child after him.

Group of Fitness models//Supermodels//Miss Universes//Hollywood/Bollywood actresses: Thats what she said.

Maninder by sexyluly4u November 21, 2011

Malingering 

To skulk with elevated malice (like the monster in “It Follows” or the principal of Aptos High)

Dr. Hanks-Sloan do be malingering in the parking lot today.

Malingering by Fluffy._.Eggshells August 25, 2022

malinger

A person who fakes an illness or injury to get out of work. Who is commonly know for screwing over his or her brothers so they have to work more overtime.

Member of the fire department who is malingering is also a load. I have to wax my car but to hell with riding a fire truck.

malinger by Fire Dept Management July 19, 2007

Maninderjeet 

Very rare species. Absolutely beautiful, and way sexy. Can make boys jizz their pants with just a glance. Ruins the rest of womankind for men that have managed to catch a glimpse of a Maninderjeet. Will not date just anyone. Her wittiness and intelligence has been known to make the many people who are inferior to her cry.

Boy: Yo man, I once saw a Maninderjeet. I still jizz in my pants at the thought of her!

Girl: My boyfriend started crying in front of me when he found out that the only Maninderjeet at the party was engaged.

Maninderjeet by DjRyan1 December 13, 2010