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Verb - The Wrongful delegation of any task because of inherent laziness and/or giving someone else something to do when it would be faster and more efficient to do that task yourself.
"Hey John can you please go answer the phone, I can't possibly answer it, I am too busy watching television" - Jim
"Don't maniner me, Jim! Answer the damned phone." - John
Maniner by JoJoFreakboy November 2, 2013
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Table Manners 

The conventions that constitute polite behaviour when consuming food.
That fat bastard Malcolm eats like a pig, he's got no table manners.
Table Manners by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015
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Manner-dol 

Manner-dol is Kim Seokjin of BTS. His personality looks good, and he is an idol with manners over the top. He can be seen being polite and courteous to everyone.
Manner-dol by 60cmSeokjin September 7, 2019

manner bashing 

The act of humiliating another person by criticizing them about their poor or supposedly poor manners in front of other people.

Sometimes, it is done to a person who really has poor manners. Other times, it is done by one person to another who does not necessarily have any problematic manners simply for the sake of causing the victim pain or anguish, or to take out anger or get revenge on the victim.
I cannot stand being around my mother-in-law. She is always manner bashing me.
manner bashing by Bed time April 28, 2010
A girl who sees different men at the same time just for fun, nothing serious, and uses them for sex and that is it, uses them for her guilty pleasure.
Shes a Manizer.
Manizer by sexilicious December 19, 2008

Manners Maketh Man 

The last words someone hears when they mess with a Kingsman. Usually right before a bar fight in London. Your lesson: You hear Manners Maketh Man, you duck and fucking run (Who am I kidding? Chances are, if your fighting a Kingsman, your fucking dead already).
News Story!

In related news the suspect said the last words he heard before he was knocked out were "Manners Maketh Man", then he said a well-tailored guy who said the phrase hit him with a beer flying beer cup.

Vikings with manners.

Vikings who will apologize about getting ash and blood on your new carpet as they rape/pillage/kill your house/family/village.
After killing my grandad by bludgeoning him to death with the cat, Oloff gave a shrug and grunt to kinda say "whoops, my bad" after he saw the massive amounts of blood splatter. Of course, he then proceeded to steal all my silver and make off with my wife. Regardless, he stood out among his peers as one of those vikings with manners.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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