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Matzerbator
Matzerbator by Slade666 October 1, 2016
Mammer
Mammer by BaronVonBalderdash August 25, 2011
mamera
MUMZERT
To insert your penis into an orifice for one stroke, ejaculate then not pull out for fear of abandonment.
MUMZERT by Ranchgirls September 17, 2020
Lazer Mazer
When a person shows up to a party completely plastered to a party or gathering and makes a spectical of themselves. This person then becomes the object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is especially applies to in-school settings, such as a lunchroom or studyhall.
"HOLY SHIT I HAVE WEED IN MY PURSE!" screamed Eliza as she lay on a sofa at a huge party throwing up chunks of vomit.
"Jesus Christ, she's pulling a Lazer Mazer again." said Kenny
"Jesus Christ, she's pulling a Lazer Mazer again." said Kenny
Lazer Mazer by Rashiqua Kornerson August 1, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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