Mazzer

Slang for Maruzen, a japanese company that produces high quality airsoft guns.

Fred's a crazy badgeress, he plays cqb with a mazzer springer.

by Soppy Hat October 12, 2009

Mazzer

To send images of your genitals to many of the female gender, and possibly have multiple photo albums made of your cock.

That dude is always sending dps, what a mazzer.

by SubsoiledRope7 August 15, 2022

mazzer

A slang word describing an annoying person.
Sometimes known as THE most annoying person in the world.

Originating from a small town in Queensland, Australia.

WOW! that guy is just a MAZZER!

by bubblyxx December 18, 2008

mazzer wazzer hob

a person who gets up in the evry tuesday morning to get a nose job!

my freind abbie <=witch nose c= darn big nose @= abbies nose L= long posh nose all of these are mazzer wazzer hob noses.

by wild-child-lily May 17, 2010

joe mazzello

a cutie who acted in various movies such as: Jurassic park, the social network, The pacific, wooly boys, The cure, undrafted, simon birch, etc. but most recently Bohemian Rhapsody as john deacon

where was joe mazzello's mom in 1983
joe mazzello didn't realise perm stood for permanent

if joe mazzello squints his eyes a little he looks like a guy named john deacon
joe mazzello first heard bohemian rhapsody on napster

yes, joe mazzello sounds like a mozzerella stick, wbk

by mazzellhoe January 9, 2019

joe mazzello

The owner of Cardboard Ben Hardy,
He has a on and off relationship with both Ben Hardy and Cardboard Ben.

He plays John Richard Deacon in the movie Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also, he also did a routine of the #BABdance - more information on his Instagram.

Person: “Who is Joe Mazzello?”
Me: “The greatest most dad man on earth other than Gwilym Lee and Dr Brian May.”

by pleasesircanihavesomemore January 2, 2019

Matzerbator

That one potato head in the chat room that constantly spams and lies about himself.

Matzerbator : "I really love erections, who doesn't, right?"

by Slade666 October 1, 2016