mammered

to be so drunk as to not be able to pronounce the word hammered correctly. usually caused by slurring the 'm' in 'I'm' or displacing the 'm' sound in hammered.

i have been drunking all night and now i'm mammered

mammered by stndnvn July 15, 2009

Mammered

the intoxicated state of a woman who deliberately goes to a bar with no money, and relies on her breasts (mammaries) to obtain drinks from men.

"dude check out how wasted that girl is. she didnt even bring any money!"
"doesn's matter. she got mammered."

Mammered by whistler321 August 1, 2012