Mazer 

An individual that makes mead.

I’ve spent years as a Mazer weaving the perfect mead recipe. Hopefully this year I’ll win a Mazer Cup!

Mazer by Mead Weaver October 23, 2020

Mazer 

Usually seen trecking the Urals for Chechen Rebels, this grizzly man defines a generation of middle-aged Navajo Indians. Built with the body of a collegiate punter, facial features of rosey cheeked Brawny Man, and the charisma of a corrupt politician; Mazer will leave his image burned deep within your daughter's sexual fantasies. Legend has it that Mazer (ironically) wielded both a sickle and hammer in order to take down the Iron Curtain. Each year Mazer hides 13 lead wrappers in his world renown white chocolate for his own personal enjoyment. There will never be another Mazer like him.

It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Superwoman... getting her groove on with Mazer?

Mazer by An innocent bystander July 24, 2008

mazer 

hippie skank sad clown.

that chick with her titties out is such a mazer.

mazer by booyahbooty November 9, 2006

Mazer moment 

When you do a really stupid play that usually ruins the game for the entire team specially when this happens on an important match like a tournament.
This term originated from the video game Apex Legends and it is based on the player from Cloud 9 Zach Mazer whos known for his really stupid plays.

Sweet: so this is just a free win right.
Zachmazer: *Teleports right into zone*
Sweet: wtf is zach doing!? ¡Mazer moment!

Mazer moment by TotallyLegitFrog August 24, 2022

Lazer Mazer 

When a person shows up to a party completely plastered to a party or gathering and makes a spectical of themselves. This person then becomes the object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is especially applies to in-school settings, such as a lunchroom or studyhall.

"HOLY SHIT I HAVE WEED IN MY PURSE!" screamed Eliza as she lay on a sofa at a huge party throwing up chunks of vomit.

"Jesus Christ, she's pulling a Lazer Mazer again." said Kenny

Lazer Mazer by Rashiqua Kornerson August 1, 2009

Lazer Mazer 

When a person shows up to a party or gathering completely plastered and makes a huge spectacle. This person then becomes an object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is also applies to in-school settings such as a lunchroom or study hall. Often, the person who executes the “lazer mazer” is in complete denial of their drunken state. In rare cases this denial escalates to claims that they are “straight edge.”

"I'M STRAIGHT EDGE! I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!" screamed Eliza, just before she threw up on the lawn.

"O god she's pulling a lazer mazer again" exclaimed a partygoer

Lazer Mazer by Kenny Joshkeith August 3, 2009

jason mazer 

A person who is a complete pussy. Afraid to punch someone in the face but blooms very well. He loves to show PDA with Kelsey. He also wishes he played on PDA. "I hurt my hip flexer"

Oh I'm such a Jason Mazer with my broken hip flexer

jason mazer by dasdaf June 30, 2016