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Someone that pretends that they can sing or play an instrument. Mainly some 1st grade kids trying to flex.
1: Yo I can sing and play a guitar!
2: No you can't, stop being such a Malzer
1: No no I can!
2: Liar!
Malzer by tRigeL February 18, 2022
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Matzerbator 

That one potato head in the chat room that constantly spams and lies about himself.
Matzerbator : "I really love erections, who doesn't, right?"
Matzerbator by Slade666 October 1, 2016

west side malvern 

West Side Malvern or commonly referred to as WSM is one of Melbourne's most well know and feared gangs. Run by the leader only known as ICE3. Tags all over Melbourne link to WSM.
West Side Malvern represent yo,
oi cunt have you heard of WSM, Trent and swanny got in.
west side malvern by NETFUX April 15, 2016
A man who distributes penis into other men’s butts, in the same manner a mail man distributes mail into mailboxes.
Johnny is such a maler since he’s always fucking a bunch of different dudes in the booty.
Maler by Anotherlightskin June 21, 2020
Malery is a gorgeous name for a gorgeous person. She is the best friend you could ever have. She will make you laugh when times are tough, and always knows just what to say. Malerys will always be there for you to the end of time. Times with malery are always the best. She is amazing and all around beautiful inside and out. Malerys have a sassy side but they always come around. They love you to the end and if you meet a malery and you become friends, you better be damn grateful because you'll never find anyone better than them. You know you've found yourself a keeper
Guy 1: Damn, who is that??
Guy2: Her? Oh that's Malery!! Isn't she hot?
Guy 1: Oh yeah 100%
malery by Personoftheearth... September 18, 2017

Closet Malder 

Someone who is angry, aka malding, while at same time homosexual, but keeps it on the down low, but everyone already knows they like men
tyler got exposed for being a closet malder
Closet Malder by Wooooozy March 17, 2021
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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