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Malmate is to pour milk into your friends anus and then using your fist to stir it in with their diarrhoea.
Me and Ryan are off to malmate freddie, you coming?
malmate by I am mr shiny forehead January 15, 2023
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Mamatees 

n. 1. Used when referring to the breasts of an older woman or cougar.

Pronounced like "manatees" with an m.
Damn, look at those huge mamatees on Connor's mom across the room!
Mamatees by boydilla June 5, 2009
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Pinche mallate robo mis tenis guey!!
Mallate by Anonymous August 24, 2003
A heterosexual male who resides platonically in a shared living space with a heterosexual or homosexual female.
Courtney: You live with a dude? Are you guys sleeping together?
Jesse: No, John's just my manmate.
Manmate by Misscupcake August 20, 2010

Yngwie Malmsteen 

The fjory!!!!!
You've released the fucking fjory! You've unleashed the fucking fjory!--Yngwie, to a woman on a plane coming back from Tokyo.
Yngwie Malmsteen by Viking August 6, 2003

Yngwie Malmsteen 

Guitar Legend. Neo-Classical Metal guitarist from Sweden.
If a posseur got within 1.5 kilometres of Yngwie Malmsteen while he was playing his mighty axe, they'd catch alite and die.
Yngwie Malmsteen by Fryhtanic September 29, 2003

Yngwie Malmsteen 

Neo Classical Guitarist

Created the genre known as "shred" in which the guitarist plays various difficult scales and harmonies...

Many people believe his music is repetitive and others think he is too arrogant for his own good
Yngwie J Malmsteen is a guitar god!
Yngwie Malmsteen by Junglemanchild January 26, 2005
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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