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Malamate 

To annihilate and exhaust a woman with your sexual prowess, penile girth, or any combination therein, for hours on end.
That girl must have been hurting in the morning because from the sounds of it you Malamated her last night!
Malamate by Vitamin-Z December 8, 2009
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Alaskan malamute 

An alaskan type of breed the Alaskan malamute was originaly bred for pulling sledges just like the Sibearian Huski wich the Malamute is some times confused with due to their similarities.

An Alaskan Malaute has thick fur and unlike the Huskie it has brown eyes.
"That Sibearian Huskie is so cute"

"Yer except that isn't a Huskie, its a Alaskan Malamute"
Alaskan malamute by Finnerty January 17, 2010

Malamanteau 

A neologism for a portmanteau created by incorrectly combining a malapropism with a neologism. It is itself a portmanteau of 'malapropism' and 'portmanteau'.
"That was textuous."
"Haha, now that's a malamanteau."
"A what?"
"Don't tell me you haven't seen xkcd.com/739 yet!"

Malamanteau 

A word defined to infuriate Wikipedia editors
Since an xkcd comic showed a Wikipedia article entitled "Malamanteau" people keep on trying to create the article!
Malamanteau by SteveD May 12, 2010

German Malamute 

A sex act that involves being forced to ingest synthetic drugs, while being anally violated by a man in his 70's with green teeth, while 2 dogs in the room clean their own testicles.
That German porno was disturbing. It was from the 70's and featured the actor who invented the German Malamute. I've heard that it's used by some underworld figures as punishment now a days.
German Malamute by Purple SUV November 17, 2012

Malamute 

Extremely butch and/or manly, bitter lesbian. Plural version can be used for a troop of either butch lesbians or any group of lesbians in general.
Do you see that malamute chopping wood in her flannel.
Malamute by The Island San Diego January 24, 2009

malamanteau 

(pl. malamanteaux)

A neologism for a portmanteau created by incorrectly combining a malapropism with a neologism. It is itself a neologism, a malapropism and a portmanteau (of malapropism and portmanteau).
Somebody describes his misunderstanding of what someone was saying by stating, "I misconscrewed it up."
Someone explains his inability to talk while being upset by saying he was "flustrated."
A meaningful malamanteau is "ambiviolent," as in: "Beatrix Kiddo in Kill Bill was ambiviolent. She didn't know who to kill first."
George W. Bush's inadvertent malamanteau "misunderestimated" has entered common usage.
Someone describes being misinformed as "being miscommunicado", a mixture of miscommunicate and incommunicado.
The discussion in the wikipedia page for 'Malamanteau' is a "Wikibroidery" (Wikibroglio)
malamanteau by Brazilian Joe May 14, 2010
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