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Tha sexiest gyal of tha world! (And also tha craziest!) LOL
-Mallate
-Mallte
Mallate by Mallate May 22, 2003
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one who plays mallets; xylophone, marimba, vibes, bells, chimes
The pit at school consisted of four malleteers.

Mallternative

A word I coined in the summer of 1997 to describe the people (mostly young adults) who relied on MTV and cookie-cutter clothes from the local malls and corporate clothing stores (ie.Urban Outfitters) to design and define their "alternative" lifestyle. It came to me in '97 when I saw a kid drive up in his red, '65 mustang wearing a mall-bought golf cap while sporting his inreasingly popular, brand new, fresh from the package wife-beater to show off his latest "tribal" arm-band tatt. The Mallternative clone can only participate in a prefabbed lifestyle that was mass produced for similar like-minded individuals designed to represent their 'unique' place in the world amongst all their other 'different' peers in the herd.
"Look at him with his pseudo-tattered, store-bought, knee-less, pre-stained jeans and his fake tattoo t-shirt...He's SO Mallternative!"

"I am the same, yet I still think I'm different, in a uniquely special kind of way...I'm Mallternative!!...hey, look, it's a Journey's right next to a Hot Topic!!!"
Mallternative by MidCenturyMr October 16, 2008
A person who has a both black and white parents (Is a mix of both)
"See Jason over there?"

"Yeah, what about him?"

"He's mallato"

Mallternative

Similar to mall-core. As a person: One generally in high school who frequents such stores as Hot Topic, revelling in their alt.life and thinking they're so alternative when they are simply doing the same thing that most other kids across the country are doing.

As a concept: Something that is trying to hard to be cutting edge and hip and cool but is about as edgy and cool as a warm bowl of oatmeal. "alt" for the masses.
Hot Topic, Avril Levigne, Limp Bizkit

mallternateen 

A teen who engages in a "mallternative" lifestyle.
Avril Lavigne's fans think they're these crazy punk outcasts but they're nothing but mallternateens.
mallternateen by Will Scott November 29, 2005