maijor 

queer emo

maijor is homosexual and emo .

maijor by coffeebongwater November 21, 2021

The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major 

Boys Town in Omaha, Nebraska is a legend with its history of helping to change the lives of many troubled youth and has long been a tradition in Omaha. But it did fail with regards to one ex-resident still living in Omaha, who still proves to be a menace to those that encounter him in situations that cannot be avoided. Larry Major is one example of a failure that requires Boys Town to swallow their pride. We don’t know what criteria are used by Boys Town to determine if someone is suitable to be returned to society, but it is a fact that this one extreme defect managed to slip by their scrutiny. Considering what they had to work with, they probably could only do just so much, to draw a good analogy; like trying to rescue a rabid dog. This miserable aberration however should not be considered a reflection on the fine work this institution continues to practice.

The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major reaffirms the fact that even the best institution cannot reform a miserable pathetic creature that will never under any circumstances be acceptable by any society.

The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major by Turds Ditmars December 24, 2012

Marjorie Three Names 

The name of the QAnon disciple/pseudo member of Congress/CrossFitter who ran unopposed in a heavily Red district in Georgia.
She claims that Jewish Space lasers were used to start California forest fires, and that 9/11, the Sandy Hook shooting and the Parkland school shooting are hoaxes.
She was removed from all of her Congressional Committees, manhandled a cardboard cutout of the former guy, and doesn’t know how to do a proper pull-up.

Marjorie Three Names cited Urban Dictionary to “prove” the existence of a Democratic cult she calls Blue Anon.

Marjorie Three Names by Jojo momma April 25, 2021

Marjorie

Smart, Witty, usually referred to as stunning with the ability to slay an entire room when she wants too. Motivator, Positive thinker. Will cut you out of her life if you become toxic but it will take a lot out of her to do so. Dedicated and tireless. Genuine love for others, at times to a fault.

Marjorie is able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, or is that Superman?

Marjorie by Superhero December 22, 2016

Major Tom 

It's a form of auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity.

Basically, you jack off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."

As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."

If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.

This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.

Dude I tried to perform the Major Tom Technique but when I "Took off" I fucking jumped up at Mach 50 and must've ripped a fucking hole in the goddamn space-time continuum. Because the next thing I know I was laying on the ground with my dick out, covered in space juices from my trip around the sun.

Major Tom by Doses of Happiness June 30, 2019

c major lips 

when one's lips look of josh dun's. To explain how ones lips are viewed. In account to the forest fic.

A boy with bright blue hair and mocha eyes (and C major lips and blue-sky hands and tiger-growl teeth) stands up.

c major lips by jishbuns January 23, 2017

Marjorie Taylor-Greene

A psychotic trumpie who threatened to kill Nancy Pelosi and insult school shooting survivors but has never been thrown out of the white house.

Girl: Why hasn't Marjorie Taylor-Greene been fired yet?
Guy: Someone obviously in the white house likes pyscho trumpies

Marjorie Taylor-Greene by girly1975 March 2, 2022