8 definitions by Doses of Happiness
It's a form of auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity.
Basically, you jack off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
Basically, you jack off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
Dude I tried to perform the Major Tom Technique but when I "Took off" I fucking jumped up at Mach 50 and must've ripped a fucking hole in the goddamn space-time continuum. Because the next thing I know I was laying on the ground with my dick out, covered in space juices from my trip around the sun.
by Doses of Happiness July 1, 2019
A text acronym standing for the words “he’s literally me” in which a certain individual relates to characters from films, TV shows and other media, usually outsider figures with certain redeemable qualities.
by Doses of Happiness November 8, 2022
The state of being so head over heels with romantic desire for someone that your cringe inhibitors completely deactivate and you catch yourself doing shit you never pictured yourself doing for anyone.
by Doses of Happiness April 5, 2023
December 15th, 2020 -a date which will live in infamy- the PornHub content of millions of users was suddenly and deliberately deleted by the company of PornHub in a desperate last resort to effectively prohibit the posting of rule-breaking/illegal content on their platform. The Purge has caused great mourning amongst the PornHub community. We regret to inform that millions of hours worth of fap material have been lost, with some reporting as much 80% of its content being deleted. Let there be hope this great purge accomplishes its goal so the victims can receive closure and no one will ever experience anything like it on the platform ever again.
Alternate terms for this event include:
- The Fapocalypse
- The Faptastrophe
- The Fapaclysm
- Fapageddon
- The Fapture
- The Worst Day of 2020
Alternate terms for this event include:
- The Fapocalypse
- The Faptastrophe
- The Fapaclysm
- Fapageddon
- The Fapture
- The Worst Day of 2020
"I felt a great disturbance in the Hub, as if millions of MILFs in my area suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened..." = Orgi-Wank Kenutti, the day of The Great PornHub Purge.
by Doses of Happiness December 15, 2020
December 15th, 2020 -a date which will live in infamy- the PornHub content of millions of users was suddenly and deliberately deleted by the company of PornHub in a desperate last resort to effectively prohibit the posting of rule-breaking/illegal content on their platform. The Purge has caused great mourning amongst the PornHub community. We regret to inform that millions of hours worth of fap material have been lost, with some reporting as much 80% of its content being deleted. Let there be hope this great purge accomplishes its goal so the victims can receive closure and no one will ever experience anything like it on the platform ever again.
Alternate terms for this event include:
- The Fapocalypse
- The Faptastrophe
- The Fapaclysm
- Fapageddon
- The Fapture
- The Worst Day of 2020
Alternate terms for this event include:
- The Fapocalypse
- The Faptastrophe
- The Fapaclysm
- Fapageddon
- The Fapture
- The Worst Day of 2020
"I felt a great disturbance in the Hub, as if millions of MILFs in my area suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened..." = Orgi-Wank Kenutti, the day of The Great PornHub Purge.
by Doses of Happiness December 15, 2020
The capacity to recognise that politics is more nuanced and complicated than most people make it out to be as well as the ability to come to, express, and debate one's own beliefs and opinions with critical thinking while keeping composure when others disagree.
"Dude Kyle blocked me for saying that socialism isn't just when the government does something you don't like"
"Bro Karen called me racist for laughing at a Pepe meme."
"Those to really have no political intelligence. Anyway lets go back to watching Jreg and posting on r/PoliticalCompassMemes!"
"Bro Karen called me racist for laughing at a Pepe meme."
"Those to really have no political intelligence. Anyway lets go back to watching Jreg and posting on r/PoliticalCompassMemes!"
by Doses of Happiness February 17, 2021
The capacity to recognise that politics is more nuanced and complicated than most people make it out to be as well as the ability to come to, express, and debate one's own beliefs and opinions with critical thinking while keeping composure when others disagree.
"Dude Kyle blocked me for saying that socialism isn't just when the government does something you don't like."
"Bro Karen called me racist for laughing at a Pepe meme."
"Those two really have no Political Intelligence, anyway lets go back to watching Jreg and posting on r/PoliticalCompassMemes!"
"Bro Karen called me racist for laughing at a Pepe meme."
"Those two really have no Political Intelligence, anyway lets go back to watching Jreg and posting on r/PoliticalCompassMemes!"
by Doses of Happiness February 17, 2021