maidey

the name of someone who is a sex goddess

“what’s their name?”

“Maidey, what a cutie”

by joshua has lovely sex February 23, 2021

Maidenless

An affront of considerable discourtesy which derives its roots from the computerized game Elden Ring, which was distributed to the common people by the computerized game developing company which goes by the title of FromSoftware on the 24th of February in the year of 2022. It is commonly employed to proclaim the lack of bitches or hoes of any gent whom thou hast a particular interest in jesting with, regardless of his true martial status.

Distinguished gent #1: Thou art an utter buffoon
Distinguished gent #2: L + maidenless + tarnished + no runes + touch grace + can't dodge + unfit to graft

by Squambo March 7, 2022

Maidenless

The lack of having maidens.

Widely popularized by the game Elden Ring.

Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed

by Thic.jonney March 8, 2022

Mainey

A Bay Area slang meaning crazy, out of control, weird, or all of the above

Her: You heard about Tristan cheating with Jordyn?
Him: yeah, that's mainey

by Flavorgirl February 22, 2019

Maidenless

"Maidenless" is a term originated from the 2022 fromsoftware game titled Elden Ring. It is a combination between the word "Maiden" and "Less" which combined could be translated as someone who doesn't have a lover/wife/mistress

"Unfortunately for you however, you are Maidenless"

by Zelvaro March 5, 2022

Mainey

Hella Crazy. Word Originated in the Bay Area.

"1st Time I Squeezed a Trigger cuz a Nigga Made Me, 2nd Time was Out my Mind gotta prove Im MAINEY" - The Jacka

by Thizztapher October 11, 2008

Maidenless Behaviour

1)Irrational behaviour exhibited by people who haven't been in a relationship in a long time or ever in their lives, with the sexual frustration making them see everything as sexual.

2)Hornyposting about female characters from Elden Ring on the Internet

1)-Mike:Did you hear about that TikToker who claimed that Anya from Spy x Family blushing is sexualization?

-George:Damn man, that's some Maidenless Behaviour right there!

2)-Josh:Yo Jake, whatchu watching there?

-Jake:That's my waifu, Ranni-chan! Look at her smooth, blue skin and her four slender arms...

-Josh:What the fuck bro, that's some real maidenless behaviour you having...

by DollarStoreJesus April 16, 2022