An affront of considerable discourtesy which derives its roots from the computerized game Elden Ring, which was distributed to the common people by the computerized game developing company which goes by the title of FromSoftware on the 24th of February in the year of 2022. It is commonly employed to proclaim the lack of bitches or hoes of any gent whom thou hast a particular interest in jesting with, regardless of his true martial status.
Distinguished gent #1: Thou art an utter buffoon
Distinguished gent #2: L + maidenless + tarnished + no runes + touch grace + can't dodge + unfit to graft
by Squambo March 7, 2022
The lack of having maidens.

Widely popularized by the game Elden Ring.
Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed
by Thic.jonney March 9, 2022
"Maidenless" is a term originated from the 2022 fromsoftware game titled Elden Ring. It is a combination between the word "Maiden" and "Less" which combined could be translated as someone who doesn't have a lover/wife/mistress
"Unfortunately for you however, you are Maidenless"
by Zelvaro March 5, 2022
A term originating in the 2022 title "Elden Ring". An NPC calls the main character maidenless. It is another way of calling someone single, or a virgin.
by EmperorOfTheVeldezi March 10, 2022
The status of having 0 bitches
like you
Me: yo that dude is Maidenless
Friend: yeah what a looser
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
A formal way of saying you have no bitches.
"I see that you are strong, however. You are Maidenless."
by LouieMaker April 29, 2022
A new term/slang that means you're unmarried, shallow, single. Used in relationship status and can be viewed as derogatory by some people.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Fayna? She's been a total maidenless person for years!

Guy 2: It's alright, man. Let her be the way she is.
by LaserImouto March 7, 2022