Maidenless

An affront of considerable discourtesy which derives its roots from the computerized game Elden Ring, which was distributed to the common people by the computerized game developing company which goes by the title of FromSoftware on the 24th of February in the year of 2022. It is commonly employed to proclaim the lack of bitches or hoes of any gent whom thou hast a particular interest in jesting with, regardless of his true martial status.

Distinguished gent #1: Thou art an utter buffoon
Distinguished gent #2: L + maidenless + tarnished + no runes + touch grace + can't dodge + unfit to graft

Maidenless by Squambo March 7, 2022

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Maidenless

The lack of having maidens.

Widely popularized by the game Elden Ring.

Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed

Maidenless by Thic.jonney March 8, 2022

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Maidenless

"Maidenless" is a term originated from the 2022 fromsoftware game titled Elden Ring. It is a combination between the word "Maiden" and "Less" which combined could be translated as someone who doesn't have a lover/wife/mistress

"Unfortunately for you however, you are Maidenless"

Maidenless by Zelvaro March 5, 2022

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Maidenless

A term originating in the 2022 title "Elden Ring". An NPC calls the main character maidenless. It is another way of calling someone single, or a virgin.

You however, are maidenless.

Maidenless by EmperorOfTheVeldezi March 10, 2022