maeps
maeps by Carolina Maria Fasolo December 19, 2015
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Google Maps
At first it was just colored lines on a screen, now it's 3D and realistic. One could say that now Google Maps is beter than most video games.
Google Maps by Fat & Furious June 26, 2014
mepsipax
Play: Oh, and one more thing we're dying to know... what is Mepsipax?
Chris: laughs Pepsi Max. Actually, it's an in-joke at Rare. There's a guy that works here in R&D with a beard.. a big, massive beard... and Tim's nickname for him is Beardy; no, everyone's nickname for him is Beardy, and he sort of became the origin of Birdy, and he speaks exactly like Birdy speaks, and he drinks a lot of Pepsi Max, like 15 gallons a day... So we couldn't ise Pepsi Max, so we used Mepsipax. So, it was just me taking a piss out of somebody I work with.
Play: The mystery is solved.
Chris: laughs Pepsi Max. Actually, it's an in-joke at Rare. There's a guy that works here in R&D with a beard.. a big, massive beard... and Tim's nickname for him is Beardy; no, everyone's nickname for him is Beardy, and he sort of became the origin of Birdy, and he speaks exactly like Birdy speaks, and he drinks a lot of Pepsi Max, like 15 gallons a day... So we couldn't ise Pepsi Max, so we used Mepsipax. So, it was just me taking a piss out of somebody I work with.
Play: The mystery is solved.
maestrobater
"Don Tildone was quite the maestrobater."
"Too bad they banned the vid of him on YouTube."
"Well, it was pretty inappropriate when he ejaculated into the trombone section. Then the entire audience had to wait for fifteen minutes while he warmed up again."
"Too bad they banned the vid of him on YouTube."
"Well, it was pretty inappropriate when he ejaculated into the trombone section. Then the entire audience had to wait for fifteen minutes while he warmed up again."
maestrobater by Chuckles the angry monkey August 26, 2007
mapsturbation
mapsturbation by Jackamazoo March 16, 2009
Maestro's Conundrum
The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.
Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"
Maestro's Conundrum by boatbutter March 27, 2008
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