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Cartographer 

acts like a god by naming places, stealing land, putting borders, etc. Cartographers like to act innocent by saying that the mapping is just for exploration and pure science, while the true intention of their financiers is to take your land. It is an evil profession. Do not trust them.
"James Cook FRS (7 November 1728 – 14 February 1779) was a British explorer, navigator, cartographer, and captain in the British Royal Navy, famous for his three voyages between 1768 and 1779 in the Pacific Ocean and to New Zealand and Australia in particular." - Wikipedia
Cartographer by mapmakerdavid May 22, 2022

cartographer 

In-game press back and enter these code Chicken Mode-xxyab
Mega Noggin-axbya
Slow Mo Mode-yybxa
Helium Mode-xaybx
Two Dimensional Mode Two Dimensional Mode: Press Back then B, A, X, Y, A.
God Mode. Press Back then X X A B A
Up Down Left Right A and Start together.
cartographer by Ashley Johnson October 28, 2003

Cartographer 

Slang for pedophile or groomer, derived from the MAP (Minor Attracted Person) acronym which is used by pedophiles in an attempt to normalize pedophilia.
person 1: What do we do with cartographers?
person2: Woodchipper
Cartographer by pipeman88 June 14, 2023

Anal Cartographer 

N. One who works aboard the ship of an Ass Navigator and maps the neatherworld that is the anal sphincter.
"Ahoy, Jim! Chart that cove you magnificent anal cartographer!"
Anal Cartographer by GrizzlyClaw February 1, 2006

Cuntographer 

A person whose profession is cuntography
Jose is a cuntographer for 'the cunty herald'

artographer

1. A person who combines the elements of art and photography creatively. 2. Creating art derived from a photograph. 3. Using a photograph of art as art. 4. Manipulating a photograph and rephotographing it. 5. A person who engages in a combination of events perpitrated upon an object to alter its original intent to reflect a new vision of combined photography, computer manipulations, painting, etching, drawing,or even running over it with their car to create artography. 6. Someone who uses a collage of elements realted or unrelated to create an image and then photograph it.
For example: An artographer takes a photograph of a zebra, then uses a computer program to change the color of the stripes, physically cuts out the picture they created and places it on another picture so that it looks like the zebra is standing downtown in traffic waitng for the light to turn green. In the combined pictures they color in the stoplight with crayons or chalk, and paint some of the stripes differrent colors. Then the person takes the image they have created, scans it, prints it out and then puts it on the ground and runs over it with their car and leaves painted tire marks on the image and then they photograph it again and call it art.
artographer by Bonnie Beep February 7, 2007
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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