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singular 

someone who is on their own. they are simply one, and will never be fully completed by someone else. they like to be alone most of the time, and get irritated easily by other people. they enjoy the company of the opposite sex, but mostly for pleasure and conversation.
if someone calls you on the phone or messages you, and says something like this: "i was just wondering if you wanted to come chill for a bit.. just you& me ? .. maybe watch a movie or something ?".. that means they are deifnitely a singular. they also might add on a .."no strings attached".
singular by Samantha Turner April 19, 2008
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singular 

A tiny centipede that lives in damp, wooden environments, possibly gay. Only one "singular" exists in the world, with a life span of seventy five thousand years. It lives in some shit country like Brazil.
"There is a singular on my newly woven gown of the night." Said Princess Nanny-Teets, whilst stabbing ALL the children.
singular by Uncle Greeb December 22, 2003

Singular Sclerosis 

The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.

Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!

Singular View 

Reality has no camera angles to depict everyone’s views (Drake a 🤡); there is only one static singular view, for St Andrew.
Andrew: Yo I am GOD cause I got singular view
Stranger: what’s that?
Andrew: well, reality has no camera angles to depict everyone’s views, there is only one static singular view.
Stranger: oh, you are GOD!
Andrew: thanks.
Singular View by shrooms October 19, 2023

singular noun 

Name of a person, a place, a thing or an idea.

The opposite of plural noun.

ex: elephant, turtle, table, life
A singular noun is a single noun :,D
just like me :,)
singular noun by LenZenZero August 5, 2018

Singular bed 

A bed made for 1 person that means you ain't getting no pussy.
"Yo Bill, you getting laid tonight?"
"Nah man, I got a singular bed."
Singular bed by Dank_Boi69 October 27, 2018

singular yike 

When something is not problematic to use multiple yikes.
I have to write an essay for tomorrow. Singular yike.
singular yike by JaxonJackson March 12, 2020
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